text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

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[channellings]

nice doge

[and that's it, that's the whole text.]

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[sassery]

[YOU ARE HIS PEOPLE, KLAUS]

thanks
it was a bitch and a half to make
but im stubborn and this was totally necessary

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[madcuriosity]

[The reaction he will get is a garbled sound, the sight of a giant, baby blue eye, and then some failing at typing before Alice can properly get the thing to work.

Sorry, Nero, Alice doesn't even know what a typewriter is, much less something this advanced.

She, finally, gets the picture to properly show her face.]

You can draw dogs on this!? That's splendid! How did you do that! What kind of dog is that? Could you please teach me how to make it?

video; oh no Alice is so cute

[sassery]

[What she gets in return is Nero's face, curiously enough, inside his van.]

Hey- [Well shit, it's a kid, and of course the meme flies over her head. That's fine, he'll answer everything normally.]

It's actually done by the keyboard- trust me, if I drew it, it'd look nothing like a dog. [He huffs in amusement.] It's called a Shiba Inu, though. They're mostly in Japan? From what I can tell. But you'll see them a lot online and stuff for what they do.

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[zombra]

That must have taken freaking forever to do.

[ Should she be judging someone in a brand new city that doesn't have much yet in the way of entertainment? Probably not. ]

Next you'll be making ceiling cat.

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[sassery]

hard as balls
really rough
0/10
do not really recommend unless you like shitposting and driving yourself nuts
this keyboard is way too simple
wheres our emojis and shit
dont tempt me tho
ceiling cat could be the next big feature

Permavid.

[momsboy]

I don't know what are you doing but I like it.

What I am looking at?

[ Guess who missed the last 30 years of earth memes? This guy. ]

[sassery]

[What Peter gets is laughter at the question.]

Oh come on, I'd thought a lot of people would know! [He's absolutely kidding, it's apparent by the smile on his face.]

You're killing me, smalls!

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[sanityinruins]

you just used doge in the year 2k26
let me weep bitter tears

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[sassery]

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
some of us are still back in 2k19 like the plebs we are

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[enflame]

Is it a. map of some kind ?

is this asgard ??

( he does not know doge, he does not see doge )

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[sassery]

[Oh Emil, let him teach you THE MEMES.]

no its doge
its a dog used for memes
they have those where you are?

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text; LOKI YOU BEAUTIFUL SHITPOSTER

[sassery]

[HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE-]

i take my shit back
youve won the fucking internet
congrats
who do i send this award to

Text, UN: GallowsCalibrator

[mindseer]

0H DUD3!
Y0U N3V3R T0LD M3 W3 W3R3 1N TH3 PR3S3NC3 0F 1NT3RN3T B4D4SS3RY!
1LL H4V3 T0 UP MY G4M3 1T S33MS

[Such sarcasm.
Much derision.
Wow!]

[sassery]

hmmmmmmm
x doubt

[much belief.
such srsns.
wow.]

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[brokenlight]

I'm confused.

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[sassery]

its a meme
such doge
much confusion
wow

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[skaldish]

WOW WAHT A CUTE DOG

[ Someone is having trouble with capslocks and typing. ]

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[sassery]

yeah shiba inus are pretty neat
never met one
but you see them all the time online
the faces they make are hilarious

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[mograidh]

[ She's pretty adaptable with technology, but this is still a bit new to her, being from 1972. It's also really cool. ]

You made that with your phone? It's...a fox, right?

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[sassery]

[Look he'll take this "being cool for memes" shindig, it suits him. Though he snorts back a laugh and shakes his head just a little.]

Yeah, and it was a pain in the ass. And nah, that's a dog. A shiba inu.

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[captainmaterial]

What is that?

[Because truly...what?]

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[sassery]

its doge
you know
such surprise
much scare
wow
that sort of thing?
its a meme

or are you asking about the animal
thats a dog

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[tealeafs]

[ This whole way of communicating already feels so new and amazing to Chizuru, but finding this on it.. well, that's a whole new level of things she didn't even know were possible. She looks pretty genuinely amazed. ]

You are a very skilled artist..! [ To be able to make something like that on this new network thing? You clearly have to be. But what's a little bit harder to figure out-- ] And is that text below it.. a poem?

[ Hello, what are memes. ]

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[sassery]

[Artist? That's a new one. Nero raises a brow.]

I guess you can call it art, in a way. [Memes are art in their own category, really.] Ah, not really? It's a meme.

[He 500% doesn't expect Chizuru to know what that is.]

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[needsnoheadsman]

[Hold on, he's holding this out at a distance before he gets it, and—oh! That's exciting, actually.]

How did you do that?

[audio]

[sassery]

A lot of willpower, pal. Trust me, it was a pain in the ass to do. Not for beginners, that's for sure.

[Though damn if he doesn't sound pleased with himself for doing it.]

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[hikikomori_king]

Oh! Tis a ... beast of some sort! That's very clever.

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[sassery]

Yeah, it's a dog. They're not a thing for you guys?

[unakin]

That's a sausage with a dog's face. [ A pause because, yeah he's totally trying to turn the image any which way to make sense of it. ]

Possibly a cobra with a dog's face.

Thank you. I will have nightmares for the foreseeable future.

[sassery]

np pal im here to provide
its a dog tho
doge
tho if thats offensive then sure
i mean its definitely a gold star on your end at least
u tried and all that

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[theprezident]

How long did that take?

[Text]

[sassery]

way too long
0/10 do not recommend
pain in the ass tbh
worth it tho

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[cecidit]

Nero.

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[sassery]

what

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[forcelight]

[ okay, she's not really sure what this is, but she can see it's a creature of some kind. ]

You can do that on these things? How?

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[sassery]

It's a lot of patience and a lot of being stubborn. Also, not for beginners.

[Rey at least isn't immediately guessing on what it means, so points for that.]

( text | locked ) i'm late but if u thought i wasn't commenting on this

[privatizes]

[ are you fucking kidding me, nero. ]

I'll let you use my phone charger for free if you spam Captain America with this, with zero explanation.

( text | locked ) considering i still gotta tag back our other thread IM OKAY WITH THIS

[sassery]

[Okay first off, Tony locked this shit, ooooooh we're onto something now.

Secondly:]

captain america
what
is that a legit name

[That's the main important part okay, he'll pick up on the whole "free phone charger" after.]

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[lethechained]

[ See, the irony of this is that she's actually super impressed that he managed to make anything out of all those shapes. But she still types, ]

Is that a piece of bubble gum with horns?

[ Have mercy, she's genuinely confused. And she tried so hard to process that into some kind of mental image, too. ]

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[sassery]

[Bless you, Naminé, you tried.]

its a dog
a shiba inu
theyre usually used for memes and jokes