text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cecidit]

[ But Nero, don't you understand?

He doesn't know how to. ]

And you suggest I do that with... memes.

1/2

[sassery]

yeah
you should def

[sassery]

[Excuse him while he actually REASSESSES THE QUESTION]

actually on second thought
no nope bad idea
dont
youd be bad at them

[WHO DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD DOING MEMES? THIS KID RIGHT HERE.]

[cecidit]

That sounds like a challenge, Nero.

[ FOOLISHNESS, NERO

DON'T EVER TELL HIM WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO ]

What — are you worried I'll exceed your expectations?

[sassery]

no
its not a challenge
idk why you think it is but it isnt

[ABORT ABORT ABORT THIS IS NOT WHAT HE FUCKING WANTED where is the ctrl+z option, FUCK!!!!!]

[cecidit]

I'm afraid the gauntlet has already been thrown.

[ Challenge accepted. ]

Perhaps I will look into these memes. See what I can glean from them.

Thank you for the suggestion.

[sassery]

[He regrets so much. He regrets SO MUCH.

PRESS F IN THE CHAT BOYS

okay okay no, let's just. play it cool. act like it doesn't terrify him that his fucking father could pick up memes good holy what the fuck ever is WRONG with this place.

He's so fucked if Vergil ever gets it.]

uhuh
gl there vergil
youre gonna need it bc im not telling you shit all

[cecidit]

[ Read at: 14:14:48 ]

[sassery]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES

This is THE WORST? THE ABSOLUTE WORST???? God Dante is never going to let him hear the end of this. GUESS HE'LL DIE.]