text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

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[theprezident]

How long did that take?

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[sassery]

way too long
0/10 do not recommend
pain in the ass tbh
worth it tho

[theprezident]

The neck is really weird.

[ Because obv you asked for criticism. ]

[sassery]

its a shiba inu dude
thats how they are when they look at you

[WOW RHYS HE IS HURT BY THIS BETRAYAL!!! Critiquing his memes, what a punk.]

[theprezident]

Are you sure? bc it's all twisted and possibly broken.

[ What are you gonna do about it!! ]

[sassery]

its not twisted
its just scrunching its head in a little
thats a thing they do and theyre known for it

[Omg stop busting his chops, he'll come give you a bropunch in the arm and it'll hurt.]

[theprezident]

[ He's looking. He's looking REALLY HARD. ]

Yeah I don't see it

[sassery]

its there
like idk how else to tell you bro
unless we get a shiba inu here were both sol ig

[theprezident]

I guess we are.

Well I'm glad everyone's making good use of the new bracelets.

[sassery]

i mean same
now i can actually text people instead of having to go find them
wandering the districts is a pain sometimes tbh

[theprezident]

Right? What did people even DO before we invented phones? Spend all day looking for each other?

[sassery]

can you imagine people sending mail to each other
like actual snail mail
id get so bored waiting tbh

[theprezident]

That takes actual days, right? I couldn't do it. So much can change in just a few days. What can you even say in a snail mail that's relevant?

[sassery]

yeah actual days
it was something people used to do back home
but idk maybe just to catch up with someone
bc phones werent around or whatever back then
that mustve been a really hard kinda thing
what would you even do without the internet

[Nero knows, he's just being a shit, considering his home is an island without any outside influence beyond the needed necessities.]

[theprezident]

I don't know, I imagine people probably still had work. Even here they do, and there's not even any money.

[sassery]

yeah like
i get that
theres work but theres also demons all the time here
so in a sense theres never any shortage of stuff to do
it really depends if youre a devil hunter or not
people can still do normal work too
it just may get suddenly demons and all that

[theprezident]

You know, that actually doesn't sound too different from my own life

[sassery]

well look at that
theres still something we have in common even if youre from another world
pretty hilarious if you ask me

[theprezident]

That or considering what we have in common it's just kind of depressing.