text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

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Comments

[sanityinruins]

awful
terrible
i hate every moment of it
i'm so mad that i missed the season final when the WW+W brought torches to the orange paradise and threatened it with recycling

a month to make the boats
WW+W won that round

[sassery]

they threatened to recycle it
can you even do that with an island or w/e

ww+w?

[sanityinruins]

it was made out of garbage and stuff
that's why orange paradise took it since they thought the garbage would give them the advantage since they are suppose to use whatever tools they can make
w/e


women warriors plus walter
walter defected from orange paradise when the leader realized that walter was an attorney & was trying to get free legal advice

[sassery]

that sounds like the stupidest thing ive ever heard
how did they even last that long

that sounds like a hot mess ngl
i still cant believe that shit is around in the future

[sanityinruins]

it was so stupid
that group was a bunch of people use to ordering everything
they had to steal their supplies


it was so awful
better than the whole 'real housewives of dragon city'

[sassery]

survival of the fittest and all that yeah?

ugh THATS still around too?
wtf i thought that died out years ago

[sanityinruins]

oh definitely
i was rooting for the whole thing to turn into a cannibal fest there
alas

what is old is new again
but i think it started up because the five human families wanted to prove that they are better than anyone else
or something
i found it exceedingly boring until the kidnappings and murders happened

[sassery]

sounds like it almost did tbh
thats nuts

wait there were actual murders
holy shit

[sanityinruins]

well
iy turns out that the one family's father caretaker was a member of my race
and he had a son that disappeared
when he re-appeared, he did a few things that caused the son and his fiancee to get kidnapped
apparently the father had tried to kill the boy
but he ran and hid until he was sure to exact revenge

[sassery]

dude this sounds like its out of one of those tabloid magazines
thats pretty crazy
is that how most of the tv is for you now?

[sanityinruins]

you would think that but no
just so over the top crying about the kidnapping
my brother's boyfriend and his team looking like confused hamsters
trying to find clues
locking their forensics team in the bathroom
twice
then the wedding after it was all over

not really
i just turn on the IRL station for background noise
anything with a real plot would catch too much of my attention you know