text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

VERGIL PLEASE

[sassery]

idkmybffjill?

FOOLISHNESS, NERO

[cecidit]

[ He is. So perturbed that he can see this nonsense making sense to Dante.

"Are you sure you're my son," is what he wants to say. Instead: ]

What.

[ What does that even say. ]

LEARN TO HUMAN WHY DON'T YOU

[sassery]

broke:
not getting any of this shit
having a stick up your ass

woke:
shitpost for fun
accept and appreciate our meme overlords
remove said stick from previous broke scenario

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING

[cecidit]

[ He may not understand why Nero is only speaking in nonsense, but he can at least get the gist of this one. ]

Watch yourself, Nero.

This is Dante's fault, isn't it.

OMG IT'S JUST FOR YOUR OWN GOOD CALM YOUR TITS

[sassery]

uh
excuse me?
like hell dante has anything to do with this

MY TITS WILL NEVER BE CALM

[cecidit]

Are you sure? This... nonsense has his influence written all over it.

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE A HARD TIME MAKING FRIENDS VERGIL

[sassery]

yeah no
definitely not from him
though ig i can see why youd think so
but nah this is all me
gonna meme for days

who needs friends when you have POWER

[cecidit]

Appalling.

[ how are you my son ]

power THIS power THAT power cant rule everything vergil

[sassery]

nah its fun
and besides you might even learn something
besides all the usual stuff you do ig
anyone ever tell you to lighten up

yes it can what are you talking about

[cecidit]

Yes.

Dante.

Constantly.

If this is your idea of "lightening up," I think I'll pass. It's...

Juvenile.

sighs a lot

[sassery]

bruh
its not that hard
and even if it is hard for you
it wont kill you to live a little

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cecidit]

[ But Nero, don't you understand?

He doesn't know how to. ]

And you suggest I do that with... memes.

1/2

[sassery]

yeah
you should def

[sassery]

[Excuse him while he actually REASSESSES THE QUESTION]

actually on second thought
no nope bad idea
dont
youd be bad at them

[WHO DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD DOING MEMES? THIS KID RIGHT HERE.]

[cecidit]

That sounds like a challenge, Nero.

[ FOOLISHNESS, NERO

DON'T EVER TELL HIM WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO ]

What — are you worried I'll exceed your expectations?

[sassery]

no
its not a challenge
idk why you think it is but it isnt

[ABORT ABORT ABORT THIS IS NOT WHAT HE FUCKING WANTED where is the ctrl+z option, FUCK!!!!!]

[cecidit]

I'm afraid the gauntlet has already been thrown.

[ Challenge accepted. ]

Perhaps I will look into these memes. See what I can glean from them.

Thank you for the suggestion.

[sassery]

[He regrets so much. He regrets SO MUCH.

PRESS F IN THE CHAT BOYS

okay okay no, let's just. play it cool. act like it doesn't terrify him that his fucking father could pick up memes good holy what the fuck ever is WRONG with this place.

He's so fucked if Vergil ever gets it.]

uhuh
gl there vergil
youre gonna need it bc im not telling you shit all

[cecidit]

[ Read at: 14:14:48 ]

[sassery]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES

This is THE WORST? THE ABSOLUTE WORST???? God Dante is never going to let him hear the end of this. GUESS HE'LL DIE.]