text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

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[captainmaterial]

What is that?

[Because truly...what?]

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[sassery]

its doge
you know
such surprise
much scare
wow
that sort of thing?
its a meme

or are you asking about the animal
thats a dog

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[captainmaterial]

No idea what any of that stuff you just said means. Aside from the "dog". It sounds relatively familiar.

[There are no memes in space?]

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[sassery]

omg you havent seen a dog
dude thats wild
but yeah theyve got four legs with fur
they bark
people use them as pets a lot
tho they can help protect other people too
really loyal good bois

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[captainmaterial]

I've seen dogs before. Just...not that kind? They all tend to look like skinny rats with long legs.

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[sassery]

that
kinda does not sound like any kind of dog we have here
theres a ton of breeds and types where im from
this ones called a shiba inu
theyre known for making really funny faces if you talk to them and stuff

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[captainmaterial]

Maybe there are other breeds on other planets, but the ones I've been on don't have anything other than the skinny rats. But they sound interesting.

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[sassery]

theyre hilarious
also v good as dogs in general
who knows
maybe one will show up here one day
idk weve had other weird stuff
so why not