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text; y'all knew this was coming

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]

such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

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some people were just not born for memes and i pity them all so much but yeah it's nbd i'd say
live and let live or whatever the hell
is this a someone that i might know through our mutual being stuck in this place? or someone from your homeworld who happens to be here as well
which is kinda like the first thing i asked but eh you're picking up what i'm putting down aren't ya?

well what'd you go and do that for dumbass? don't fucking die okay??
you're one of the cool people here
and i dunno maybe i kinda like it when you aren't dead so don't do that

yeah i get it
also idk do you know a guy named vergil
blue coat
white hair
has a sword
also has a massive stick up his ass
were from the same world so yeah

look it wasnt on purpose
im used to fighting bigger and even nastier than that dragon
forgot i dont have my powers here
went and did my usual and paid for it ig
but uh
noted
will put 'dont fucking die' on my bucket list

[He's touched, really. He doesn't get told very often that someone cares, even if they don't actually come out and say it.]

vergil? vergil hmmm
nah can't say that i know the guy
even knowing all those details now
but if he's got a stick up his ass then maybe it's about time i meet him
to help you help him lighten up right?

okay fair you got me there
it's easy to forget we're all different here and that things aren't like they used to be
most of the time anyway [adjusting to the lack of voices and seeing dead people has been a ride.]
can't be the same kinda hotshot here buddy
time to tone it down a little
and damn right it's a proper thing to have on a bucket list
good guy's don't die

i dunno
i mean im totally down to help him lighten up and get backup but
hes got the patience of a cat tbqh
basically he has none
if you bore him hell tell you
if you annoy him he usually does one of two things
he either threatens with a sword
or he leaves
so i dont think you should put your neck on the line for me klaus

good guy huh
havent heard that kinda talk in a long time
cant say i dont like it tho
and yeah i cant do anything like back home
i still miss my gd rocket arm
that shit was fun to ride
so yeah noted
will remember for the next fight and all that

being told i'm boring won't stop me baby
i cannot be stopped there's just no way even if he threatens me with a sword
honestly he'd be teasing me at that point if he didn't follow through
and i'd go after him to the point he'd threaten me pretty quickly
appreciate the worrying about my neck but it'll be fine bud

really? well that's disappointing as hell
good to know it's liked tho
dude i wish i could've seen your rocket arm that would be sweet
also hey if you do happen to get injured again? give me a jingle because i'm a healer

annoy him enough and hell use it tho
and hes really good with that thing
yamatos not a cheap sword
but if you still wanna play ball with him just be careful
ive already fought him once and as much as i like kicking his ass
i really dont wanna do it again
and i will if he does anything tbh

i would have totally shown you
theres one in the van but its dead just like overture
wouldve ridden all over the districts for fun
orly
ill keep that in mind tbh
better than going to the hospital or whatever

well i've never claimed to be all that good at sword-fighting
not with actual swords anyway so
maybe it's best if i don't try and go out of my way to get stabbed? is that fair??
i'll play the game but not to the point where anyone gets injured
that way you won't have to get my stupid ass out of any trouble either

that's alright
we could try and figure out how to fix it? if it can be fixed that is
because that would be so badass to see
and yeah really i wouldn't just say that if it wasn't true
have you been to the hospital here?

good call
for the most part i dont think hell use it first thing but
better be safe than sorry ig?

i hope so
nico would have my head for all this
van isnt working
arms arent working
asgard would drive her nuts
no tech at all
kinda?
went to get some wounds healed from the dragon
but not much else

ALWAYS better to be safe than sorry
because once you're sorry you might already be dead and well
no going back from that
er usually

nico isn't here and i already feel sorry for her
poor nico
probably a good thing she isn't here then tho right?
seems like a safe enough reason to visit the hospital
did they heal you up at least or just tell you “good luck!” and send you on your merry way?

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