text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

[unakin]

That's a sausage with a dog's face. [ A pause because, yeah he's totally trying to turn the image any which way to make sense of it. ]

Possibly a cobra with a dog's face.

Thank you. I will have nightmares for the foreseeable future.

[sassery]

np pal im here to provide
its a dog tho
doge
tho if thats offensive then sure
i mean its definitely a gold star on your end at least
u tried and all that

[unakin]

[ Nero there are so many words

So many words but none of them make make sense ]

Now, what exactly differentiates a doge from a dog?

[sassery]

[YOU'RE WELCOME, VANITAS.]

doge is a meme
its a shiba inu dog
and they give you funny looks and stuff all the time
so people put words to it

so doge
much majestic
wow

[unakin]

Did you sit on your bracelet or was that a failed attempt at grammar? [ and then, saddest of all ]

You could start by telling me what a shiba inu dog is? Are they meant to be special in any way?

[sassery]

bruh if you cant get memes theres no point explaining them

its a breed
theyre from japan mostly
theyre special bc of their expressions and what they do
v loyal dogs

[unakin]

I'm beginning to think that I need a primer of things people consider common knowledge

Then again, talking about dogs seems rather dull

[sassery]

what year are you from again?

well yeah but this is a meme
and doge is a meme too
so the convo is about a meme but you derailed it