text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

[sassery]

hmmmmmmm
x doubt

[much belief.
such srsns.
wow.]

[mindseer]

Y0U 4R3 W0RK1NG Y0UR W4Y UP MY 3ST1M4TI0NS H3R3
WH0 T4UGHT Y0U Y0UR M3M3 G4M3?
B3ST US3 0F TH3 F1RST P0STS 0N TH1S TH1NG

[sassery]

who taught me?
i did
comes with being a quality shitposter
ia tho
best first posts
who else was gonna meme the hell out of this weird place

[mindseer]

4 N4TUR4L B0RN SH1TPOST3R?
B33N QUIT3 4 F3W Y34RS S1NC3 1 H4V3 M3T 0N3 0F Y0U!

4ND Y3S
W3 W1LL TR41N TH3M 4LL S00N!

[sassery]

not everyone can be great at it yeah
but im definitely natural born tbh

lol trying to teach some of them what a meme actually is is hard
not too hard but
itd be easier if i could connect to the internet

[mindseer]

1T W0ULD W0ULDNT 1T?
W3 0NLY H4V3 TH1S 3XTR4N3T BS R1GHT N0W
BUT W3LL H4V3 T0 S3TTL3 F0R TH3 L0NG H4UL 1N TR4INING

[sassery]

yeah this really is an extranet isnt it
omg
training is going to take so long
especially for anyone who doesnt know what the internet is

[mindseer]

1 L0V3 TH4T S0M30N3 KN0WS WH4T 4N 3XTR4N35 1S!
Y34H TH1S 1S TH4T
W3 H4V3 T0 4DD 4LL TH3 FR1LLS 0URS3LV3S
BUT W3LL G3T TH3R3 3V3NTU4LLY

[sassery]

dude its been so long since i heard it
you made me doubletake
idk if i can add frills but i can deffo try to help
this shit aint gonna build itself
when in rome or w/e

[mindseer]

1 M4Y N33D T0 BRUSH UP 0N MY 0WN C0D1NG T00
W1TH0UT TH3 TW0 C0L0R3D W0ND3R H3R3 T0 H4NDL3 TH1NGS 1TLL T4K3 4LL TH3 H3LP W3 C4N G3T
D0NT T3LL H1M 1 1MPL13D H3S G00D 4T 4NYTH1NG
1TLL G0 T0 H1S TH1NK P4N

[sassery]

bruh this is gonna take a longass time
but ig itll work bc we gotta do it
we gotta do the thing
otherwise the networks doomed to be boring as shit
also two colors?
dw my lips are sealed

[mindseer]

1F W3 D0NT D0 TH1S S3RV1C3 TH3Y W1LL D0 4CTU4L BUS1N3SS 0N TH1S TH1NG
BLUH BLUH B0R1NG!
4 W4ST3 0F SUCH N3W F4LL0W T3RR1T0RY F0R SH1TP0ST1NG

S0LLUX
Y0U W1LL KN0W H3S H3R3 1F Y0U S0M3 4SSH0L3 B1TCH1NG 1N 4 Y3LL0W 0CHR3 C0L0R 4B0UT D00M
1TS H1S F4V0R1T3 P4ST1M3
CYN1C4LLY PR34CH1NG D00M 4ND B31NG R1GHT 3V3RYT1M3 TH1NGS G0 T0 CR4P

[sassery]

who wants that
not us no siree
shhhhh only memes and shitposting now

oh geez
talk about familiar
dont know him but that's so all over the news back home its boring as hell
i mean ig you do you but when its all you hear it gets really annoying

[mindseer]

H4H4 Y34H D3F1N1T3LY
GL0B L0V3 TH3 DUMB DUMB
BUT 1 C4N 0NLY T4K3 S0 MUCH 4T 4 T1M3
D0NT KN0W H0W K4RK4T PUTS UP W1TH 1T H0N3STLY

[sassery]

its just as bad as preaching
so yeah i totally get it
if someone drones on and on then its really annoying
some people live by that stuff tho
idk how other people do it

[mindseer]

4LW4YS B31NG R1GHT M4Y 4S W3LL B3 H1S BR34D 4ND BUTT3R
1T K33PS H1M G01NG 3V3RY D4Y
M3?
1 G3T BY 0N TH3 T34RS 0F C0NFUS10N 0F TH3 F00LS 3V3RYWH3R3
GR34T F0R 4 L4UGH