text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

[mindseer]

1 M4Y N33D T0 BRUSH UP 0N MY 0WN C0D1NG T00
W1TH0UT TH3 TW0 C0L0R3D W0ND3R H3R3 T0 H4NDL3 TH1NGS 1TLL T4K3 4LL TH3 H3LP W3 C4N G3T
D0NT T3LL H1M 1 1MPL13D H3S G00D 4T 4NYTH1NG
1TLL G0 T0 H1S TH1NK P4N

[sassery]

bruh this is gonna take a longass time
but ig itll work bc we gotta do it
we gotta do the thing
otherwise the networks doomed to be boring as shit
also two colors?
dw my lips are sealed

[mindseer]

1F W3 D0NT D0 TH1S S3RV1C3 TH3Y W1LL D0 4CTU4L BUS1N3SS 0N TH1S TH1NG
BLUH BLUH B0R1NG!
4 W4ST3 0F SUCH N3W F4LL0W T3RR1T0RY F0R SH1TP0ST1NG

S0LLUX
Y0U W1LL KN0W H3S H3R3 1F Y0U S0M3 4SSH0L3 B1TCH1NG 1N 4 Y3LL0W 0CHR3 C0L0R 4B0UT D00M
1TS H1S F4V0R1T3 P4ST1M3
CYN1C4LLY PR34CH1NG D00M 4ND B31NG R1GHT 3V3RYT1M3 TH1NGS G0 T0 CR4P

[sassery]

who wants that
not us no siree
shhhhh only memes and shitposting now

oh geez
talk about familiar
dont know him but that's so all over the news back home its boring as hell
i mean ig you do you but when its all you hear it gets really annoying

[mindseer]

H4H4 Y34H D3F1N1T3LY
GL0B L0V3 TH3 DUMB DUMB
BUT 1 C4N 0NLY T4K3 S0 MUCH 4T 4 T1M3
D0NT KN0W H0W K4RK4T PUTS UP W1TH 1T H0N3STLY

[sassery]

its just as bad as preaching
so yeah i totally get it
if someone drones on and on then its really annoying
some people live by that stuff tho
idk how other people do it

[mindseer]

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1T K33PS H1M G01NG 3V3RY D4Y
M3?
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GR34T F0R 4 L4UGH