text; y'all knew this was coming

[sassery]

[Maybe an hour or two after the network is up, when it's still brand spanking new--]


such shiny
much new
wow

[Why is he like this. You've been meme'd, Asgard.]

[[Just imagine this is done by a keyboard and not an image itself, thanks!]]

Comments

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[sassery]

oh wow
so this is some kinda honor right
i dont know shit all about asgard so enlighten me
what does the king of the asgardnet do

[ikols]

i decide ur FATE !!!
good news tho you can curry favor with coffee (◕‿◕✿)
go invent some

[sassery]

my fate huh
x DOUBT
and coffee
really
hate to say it but youre sol pal
that's not really my thing

[ikols]

i wasn't trying to be ur type
everyone is sol at some point unless you carve up ice giants in ur sleep, where is ur chill

[sassery]

whoa whoa
i said coffee wasnt my thing
i mean sorry pal im taken already
i have all the chill tho
but uh
ice giants?
sounds p neat

[ikols]

[ At least David isn't here to see Loki crash and burn yet again. ]

good bc i wasn't flirtin neway
frost giants are not neat, they will eat you :(

[sassery]

[RIP poor Loki, it's a good thing Nero isn't the type to drag it out.]

whatever you say
nah
they sound pretty normal actually
not that different from demons in that aspect at least

[ikols]

omg are u an angel?? :O

[sassery]

lol no
no angels in my place far as i can tell
just demons
hell just likes spawning them in the human realm
a lot