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If this is supposed to be a city, [Molly begins, standing just outside the Heimdall tavern, dressed in the same horribly garish (but thankfully less holey) coat that he showed up in,] then having just the one tavern to frequent seems a bit counterproductive. First of all, not everyone lives in Heimdall, and we don't always feel like dragging our feet halfway across the city for a drink.

Second of all, what sort of pub doesn't serve alcohol? That's pretty much all the reason why someone would want to drop by. [He shakes his head. Shame on you, Asgard. Shame.] Now, I know that there's no alcohol here besides the Devil's Vodka, but we could make some.

So really, my point to all this is: what's the best way to make your own spirits? The more variety the better. I'm going to try them all and sell whatever does its job at my own stall.

[A pause, during which Molly thinks back to who else has posted on this network. Right. There are people on this network for whom alcohol would be inappropriate, so:]

Or you can tell me how to make a non-alcoholic drink they're not serving at the only pub in this town.