video; (cw: drugs/weird plants/idk)

[channellings]

[initially, when the video flickers on, there isn't anything to be seen aside from a slight outline of fingers where klaus is covering the bracelet with his hand. there's a long pause, a slow, measured breath and he appears on-screen, looking tired as ever, but smiling nevertheless.] Hello, fellow Wanderers, Gods, uh... whoever else may be watching? It's meee, [he is absolutely making spirit fingers,] your local lush here.

As some of you may – or may not – know, I've been collecting plants over the course of months. A few are useless, some are helpful, others are... genuinely ridiculous, but then there are some absolute gems.

Those? Those are the ones I want to share with you, Asgard. [then he's reaching off-screen—

( cut for cw )