Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (
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asgardgenesis2019-09-14 02:17 pm
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Video; Where's The Laughter in Slaughter?
[When the camera gets turned on, the first thing to note is that Ivar's face is streaked in blood that has only just started to dry in places. Someone's been out worshiping with the natives in a fashion very familiar to a Viking. If y'all hadn't gotten the impression Ivar was a bloodthirsty barbarian from a bygone era, the imagery is definitely reinforced with the dripping red streaks on his face. Also is that some around his lips as well? Has he been drinking the stuff too? Honestly, though, he seems quite pleased by what's been going on even if everyone else might be disturbed by the casual slaughter of the cows. His tone starts off very serious, since worship is important where he's from.]
About time this place started getting some proper worship going. I know most of you all are from soft places-- [The scorn in his tone is obvious.] --but blood sacrifices are always the best when giving due diligence to these gods where I am from. Blood demands blood, especially if you want them to be on your side in battle, or to favor you at all. It's really not all that different then slaughtering animals for food, just with more rituals and rites to it.
[Then he switches back to his usual tone that ranges somewhere between insanity and half-truths end tends to indulge in.]
It's a good thing we finally got the right sort of animals around here. Otherwise, I might have had to resort to sacrificing one of you. [He muses for a moment before laughing.] I'm joking of course! [Beat.] Human sacrifices only work if they're willing participants.
[OOC: This post is for a general discussion, so feel free to have threads amongst all the characters and thread-jacking rather then just talking with Ivar. Do let me know if you do want a specific thread with him! He has rather...strong opinions about this.]
About time this place started getting some proper worship going. I know most of you all are from soft places-- [The scorn in his tone is obvious.] --but blood sacrifices are always the best when giving due diligence to these gods where I am from. Blood demands blood, especially if you want them to be on your side in battle, or to favor you at all. It's really not all that different then slaughtering animals for food, just with more rituals and rites to it.
[Then he switches back to his usual tone that ranges somewhere between insanity and half-truths end tends to indulge in.]
It's a good thing we finally got the right sort of animals around here. Otherwise, I might have had to resort to sacrificing one of you. [He muses for a moment before laughing.] I'm joking of course! [Beat.] Human sacrifices only work if they're willing participants.
[OOC: This post is for a general discussion, so feel free to have threads amongst all the characters and thread-jacking rather then just talking with Ivar. Do let me know if you do want a specific thread with him! He has rather...strong opinions about this.]
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really
were gonna go this route
like idk most of the animals we still need
gotta raise them and do farm shit
and dunno about you but
i dont want to wake up to blood on my door or w/e
last i checked sacrifices were p bad
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So we organize it better. Sacrifice isn't bad, sometimes it's a part of the fabric of life. I highly doubt they're going to sacrifice every single one of the cows. And if they do, then we need to have a serious discussion on the topic of moderation.
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lets just say it was a Bad Time for me and leave it at that
if the gods want it then ig that works
but this just kinda started happening out of the blue
once the animals showed up right?
moderation and rules yeah
this shit is weird and not everyones gonna like it
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I think some organization and rules would be a good thing. Do you wish to be one of those that helps develop them?
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i dont really think it speaks of anything good imo
hell no
definitely not
im not the kind of person for that anyway
someone else can do that job
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You won't get a say in them, so I don't want to hear any complaining afterwards if they are not to your liking. As for me, I plan to give my input so that I can make sure they are fair.
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much as you want people to not complain?
theyre gonna
its how things are
especially on tough subjects like this
you can give your input im sure they want it
but other people will too
so who knows at this point
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anyone ever tell you you take shit real far
im talking like extremes here
just bc someone doesnt have the same opinion doesnt mean they wrong
but idk i could be just talking out of my ass here
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[Seriously, Ivar gets told that at least once a day. He's always going at 100 mph without ever stopping.]
I can agree with you on at least one key point there. You are indeed talking out of your ass.
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i dont like this at all tbh
i mean i get their whole thing with wanting to do it
they want to keep the gifts and this is a way of doing it
but uh
definitely not my thing?
moderation is needed yeah
i doubt a bunch of people are happy with this
and if we keep getting MORE people in
they wont be happy about it either
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W3 W1LL N33D T0 G3T TH1S S0RT 0F TH1NG UND3R C0NTR0L
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are you saying we need common sense
bc if so
good luck
common sense seems about as rare as a flying pig tbh
yeah theres definitely gotta be something they have to follow
if that makes sense
i mean its been okay so far but who knows
even an isolated island has laws to keep people in line
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S0 D4NG3R0US T0 R3LY 0N
BUT TH4TS N0T S0M3TH1NG W3 C4N F1X T0D4Y 1T S33MS
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people like doing stupid stuff
and when you tell them theyre gonna regret it
they dont listen
but what do i know
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H3Y W3 H4V3NT 4CTU4LLY M3T Y3T H4V3 W3?
SH0ULD R3M3DY TH4T S0M3D4Y
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you and all your trollspeak
itd be pretty neat imo
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just so we're very clear on this
implications of sacrifices aside i've little use for dead things and we're going to quickly run out of anything to survive upon at this rate
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go by "we" in general bc they like this sort of thing?
its weird
yeah no shit
you cant just keep killing things in the hopes theyll show up
or it brings more
thats not how it works
thats not how ANY of this works
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i don't... deal with any livestock, really ever, but if the locals want to sacrifice, so be it. as long as there's enough to keep alive and continue whatever we need, then their little whims are temporarily satisfied.
there's only so much good in telling people to stop when it can be shown to them why the alternative to not killing a beast is better.
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home was more about the docks and everything rather than farms
but it was still there
idk im just too used to sacrifices being a bad thing ig?
the problem is sometimes people dont know how
i mean like you said
telling only does so much
so its more a wait and see kinda deal
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love i hate to break it to you
but they are a bad thing when it comes to blood sacrifices
being used to something or not
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some people think sacrificing is necessary or good
i know a few types who did
and according to some people here
it should be a thing so idk really
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seeing all of this
i suppose my lot had little concern for anything so philosophical as sacrifices, as it had no income or bribery involved. oh well.