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[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]

I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.

[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]

As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.

But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.

AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.

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Unless you managed to smuggle in a rather large brick of cocaine or a bottle of scotch I doubt you have what I'd actually WANT, but impress me and one of them could be yours.

[after fiddling with it a bit, klaus makes sure the line is only a direct one to lucifer because— well, he doesn't wanna go flashing his drugs off to everyone.]

haven't found anything cocaine-esque yet so i'll keep you posted there
but how do you feel about mushrooms? had a pretty awesome four-hour long trip the other day

That depends. Are they mushrooms you brought from home or did you find them growing here? Hardly valuable if they're just laying about the place.

they're mushrooms i found here but not just ones that were laying around
i had to go deep deep DEEP into the woods for these
had a scout for navigating and everything
so i'm like the only person who has them
which kinda makes it like that precious little bottle you've got there

[ He weighs that for a bit. On the one hand, hallucinogenic weren't exactly the best idea right now. But they could be useful to sell. If they did grow here, if he had a sample, it would be easy enough to acquire more. Get some locals on it. An other piece to rebuilding his little personal haven. ]

I suppose then it just comes down to how much you're offering.

[oh god, he was absolutely certain lucifer would call his ass out and he'd have to find a way to explain himself better than that, but he will take it. and if the guy wants to spread the love, then klaus isn't going to stop him. let everyone live it up, even for just a little while.]

at the moment i can spare a couple
once i get out to collect again i'd be able to give you more
the caps are about as big as your fist just so you know

[ As if Lucifer were one to care about the finer details of where something came from. Unless Klaus had murdered someone to get them. That's different. ]

How about instead you spare those few and add in a favor to be named later?

[wow, murder??? that sure escalated quickly. lucifer would be happy to know he didn't kill anyone for them, though.]

to be named later?? hmmmm
not a bad idea actually but have you got anything specific in mind?
oh and where the hell is your shirt? not complaining btw just curious

[ Hey, when your ethics are firmly in the gray area, you gotta draw the line somewhere. ]

Such a favor loses a great deal of value if it's so limited. Besides, I hardly know what you're capable of.
But I promise it will be nothing terribly nefarious, no murder or other such evil deeds.

[ And he'd rather not discuss what happened to his shirt, tyvm. So he's going to completely ignore that bit. Damned cat hair. ]

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[well, uh, b...less... for that?]

alright fair enough
as long as there's nothing like that we should be just fine
if you're curious about my capabilities...
i'd be more than willing to give you an idea of the things i can do

[fine with klaus. frankly, his attention's become distracted with something else, even though some of these things he's talking about could include lucifer remaining shirtless.]

Oh, I'm sure I'll find out what you're capable of in time.
Do we have a deal, then?

[ Those things can happen separately from favors owed. Since it's something he gives freely. Multiple times a day. ]

[should he really be making a deal with the devil? probably not, but to be honest, he could've done a whole lot worse.]

sure sure in due time and all that
and yeah we've got ourselves a deal

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