turnanythingon: (You wanna prove you're the better man)
Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] turnanythingon) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm

Video | Vodka for Sale

[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]

I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.

[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]

As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.

But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.

AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
channellings: (☂ watchful)

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[personal profile] channellings 2019-09-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[well, uh, b...less... for that?]

alright fair enough
as long as there's nothing like that we should be just fine
if you're curious about my capabilities...
i'd be more than willing to give you an idea of the things i can do


[fine with klaus. frankly, his attention's become distracted with something else, even though some of these things he's talking about could include lucifer remaining shirtless.]
channellings: (☂ pursed)

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[personal profile] channellings 2019-09-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[should he really be making a deal with the devil? probably not, but to be honest, he could've done a whole lot worse.]

sure sure in due time and all that
and yeah we've got ourselves a deal