ʜᴏɴɪʀ ❧ god of travel and whimsy (
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NPC POST: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
[ When the video feed turns on, it's a wide shot of Honir standing there wearing this with his arms outstretched. He turns in a little circle before facing the camera again, and the whole time, there's this gleeful grin on his face like he's having the time of his life. ]
Look at this! Isn't it fun?
[ He finally clamors closer to the camera, sitting in frame to beam his enthusiasm directly to your screen. ]
You mortals have so many different ways of covering your bodies. I don't really get it, but it's still exciting. This one feels nice! It's called a hanfu, they said.
[ He lifts his arms again and flaps them just a little, looking from side to side with joyful amusement at the prospect of… sleeves? Apparently? ]
What other clothes do you have? Can I try them?
[ A… totally normal question from a totally normal… god?? ]
[ OOC: responses will likely be slow as is my norm, sorry ;; but this is a silly small thing I wanted to toss up real quick! Ye Zun taught the natives how to make this traditional Chinese garb, and other characters are welcome to introduce elements of their own fashion to the city as well! let us know if you have any questions about this on the player plot page! ]
Look at this! Isn't it fun?
[ He finally clamors closer to the camera, sitting in frame to beam his enthusiasm directly to your screen. ]
You mortals have so many different ways of covering your bodies. I don't really get it, but it's still exciting. This one feels nice! It's called a hanfu, they said.
[ He lifts his arms again and flaps them just a little, looking from side to side with joyful amusement at the prospect of… sleeves? Apparently? ]
What other clothes do you have? Can I try them?
[ A… totally normal question from a totally normal… god?? ]
[ OOC: responses will likely be slow as is my norm, sorry ;; but this is a silly small thing I wanted to toss up real quick! Ye Zun taught the natives how to make this traditional Chinese garb, and other characters are welcome to introduce elements of their own fashion to the city as well! let us know if you have any questions about this on the player plot page! ]
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JUST N0T MY STYL3
1 L1K3 MY C0L0RS 4 L1TTL3 FL4SH13R
F1GUR3D Y0U F0R TH3 N0T SUBTL3 S0RT
[She was so glad he'd figured it out too. Didn't want to have to remind him that she knew he was Honir this time, heh.]
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1 L0V3 1T
G0 WH0L3 TUSK B34ST W1LD 4ND D0 FL4SH1NG 4ND GL0W1NG N30N C0L0RS!
[Honir, for the love of glob, do not listen to this girl.]
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Okay! But first, what is a neon and what is a tusk beast? I've never had tusks before.
[ lbr tho Honir would 100% make an excellent rave girl ]
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1TS 4 V3RY BR1GHT V3RS10N 0F 4 C0L0R
S0 BR1GHT 1T C4N L1GHT UP 4 R00M
TUSK B34STS 4R3 B04RS 0R P1GS T0 HUM4NS
TR0LLS N4M3 M4NY TH1NGS B4S3D 0N TR41TS
S0 TH1NK P4N 1S Y0UR H34D, TH3 P4N Y0U D0 Y0UR TH1NK1NG 1N
G3T 1T?
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[ Hah! ]
I get it. You have so many clever ideas!
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M4NY TR0LL W0RDS 4R3 L1K3 TH4T
TH0UGH N0T T0 BUTT3R MY T04ST T00 MUCH
BUT 1 4M PR3TTY CL3V3R
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[ Not necessarily "good" food, because he doesn't know what that is, but toast sounds like a real food. ]
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1TS 4 F1GUR3 0F SP33CH!
D0NT Y0U H4V3 TH0S3 H3R3?
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BUT Y0U 4R3NT R1GHT?
H0W D1D Y0U C0MMUN1C4T3 B3F0R3?
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You know how you can hear your thoughts in your [hehe] brainpan? And you can feel things on the inside that aren't on the outside? And how everything you think is real is how you perceive your existence?
[ You know? ]
That's how!
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Congratulations, Honir. You broke her think pan. It took her a minute to come up with something before she finally replied. In fact, it took her damned near a half hour.]
Y0U M34N Y0U TH1NK 4T 34CH 0TH3R?
Y0U C0ULD H4V3 JUST S41D T3L3P4THY!
TH4T HURT MY TH1NK P4N DUD3!
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[ Words are a relatively new development by comparison. ]
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D03SNT M4K3 4 L1CK 0F S3NS3!
BUT 1 D0NT TH1NK W1TH C0L0RS 3V3N 1F 1 SM3LL 3M
S0 Y0U D0 Y0U! Y3P
[Because she was pretty sure that might make her explode if she thought about it too much.]
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Do you think with smells, then? Or do you think with words that smell?
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BUT 1 W4SNT
F1N3 TUN3D MY N0S3 WH3N 1 L0ST MY S1GHT TH0UGH C0ULD 4LW4YS SM3LL C0L0RS 4S L0NG 4S 1 C4N R3M3MB3R
BUT N0 1 TH1NK 1N W0RDS
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You're amazing.
[ That's it, that's the text. ]
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GL4D Y0U C4N S33 MY GR34TN3SS!
N0T SUR3 WH4T BR0UGHT TH1S 0N!