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asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
privatizes) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
Entry tags:
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- borderlands - rhys strongfork,
- game of thrones - daenerys targaryen,
- guardian - ye zun,
- haikyuu!! - shouyou hinata,
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- star wars - finn,
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- vikings - ivar ragnarsson
ᴏᴏ1 ( ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ ) | ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍʏ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs.
[ good morning, asgard. you are greeted to a singular video, which shows a rather chaotic room in the odin housing unit. it has a desk shoved in the corner, covered in a bunch of spare parts of some cannibalized technology strewn all over the place. but in another corner of the room appears to be something that looks a bit like cooler with a solar panel on it.
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
[ text ]
Not exactly.
It's not something that belonged to me before.
I only found it the other day when all of that stuff was falling from the sky.
[ Like most of the objects being offered up here, probably. ]
But
[ Because there is a 'but', isn't there? ]
I really wanted to see it working.
I've never had very many things that belonged to me
just pencils and paper.
Definitely not any pretty ones, or anything that did very much.
And it reminded me of one of the worlds I know of
so I thought it would be nice to be able to keep it.
Besides
I don't like it when something's broken.
[ That's not too strange, is it? To want to help, even if the thing you're helping isn't a person? But maybe that comes from having spent so long not being treated like a person, herself. ]
If you can fix it instead I'd be grateful
but I'm not sure what else I could give you.
[ -- Oh. Belatedly, ]
And I don't have a great-great-grandfather, so you don't have to worry about that.