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asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
privatizes) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
Entry tags:
- alice in wonderland - alice liddell,
- borderlands - rhys strongfork,
- game of thrones - daenerys targaryen,
- guardian - ye zun,
- haikyuu!! - shouyou hinata,
- kingdom hearts - sora,
- marvel cinematic - steve rogers,
- marvel cinematic - tony stark,
- star wars - finn,
- the umbrella academy - klaus hargreeves,
- vikings - ivar ragnarsson
ᴏᴏ1 ( ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ ) | ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍʏ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs.
[ good morning, asgard. you are greeted to a singular video, which shows a rather chaotic room in the odin housing unit. it has a desk shoved in the corner, covered in a bunch of spare parts of some cannibalized technology strewn all over the place. but in another corner of the room appears to be something that looks a bit like cooler with a solar panel on it.
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
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[ airily, without paying much mind to steve's expression or look toward the suits... not that he hadn't noticed, but engaging in that discussion, in talking about what was damaged, in talking about what the stones had done, that was edging dangerously close to topics that tony wasn't quite ready to unpack, yet.
yet. one day, maybe. but not yet.
instead: ]
What I do need help with is figuring out people to enlist to help plan around whatever these gods have in store for the city, so we can get it up and running without too much interference. I don't need them interjecting and telling me they don't want windmills in their backyard.
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I can lift heavy things... [ Which sounds pathetic once it’s actually out of his mouth but, if you need that, Tony. He’s happy to help. ]
Why don’t you just ask one of them if they want windmills in their backyard? They might even be able to put them up for you.
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[ it's not said argumentatively; tony is legitimately asking steve's opinion. ]
The only conversation I've had with Odin didn't exactly end great.