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tony (badass motherfucker) stark ([personal profile] privatizes) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am

ᴏᴏ1 ( ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ ) | ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍʏ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs.

[ good morning, asgard. you are greeted to a singular video, which shows a rather chaotic room in the odin housing unit. it has a desk shoved in the corner, covered in a bunch of spare parts of some cannibalized technology strewn all over the place. but in another corner of the room appears to be something that looks a bit like cooler with a solar panel on it.

tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.

and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]


READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:

(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.

(2) No, you cannot have one.

(3) No, I am not building you one.

(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.

(5) I don't do delivery.

(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.

(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.

(8) You're welcome.


[ what a charmer. ]
zombra: (said "show me something")

[personal profile] zombra 2019-08-12 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her eyes light up much like her phone does as it starts charging up. Her photos should be accessible once it's ready to go and she's trying hard not to freak out about how exciting it is. ]

So like, wind power and solar?

[ She's not well versed on eco-friendly power sources, but she knows those existed back home; just not in large quantities yet in her area. ]

Dude, people are totally gonna love what you can do. This city is a baby, still. Shouldn't even call it a city yet, really.

[ While she takes note that he's said "imprisoned," she doesn't question it. It's a known fact that a majority of people want to go home again, but even though she's not one of them, she has no plans to piss people off by taking delight in the fact that they have no way back yet. ]
zombra: (in the air)

[personal profile] zombra 2019-08-20 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Still not sure what they're all about. They seem kind of... powerful and clueless. Not a great combo.