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[ good morning, asgard. you are greeted to a singular video, which shows a rather chaotic room in the odin housing unit. it has a desk shoved in the corner, covered in a bunch of spare parts of some cannibalized technology strewn all over the place. but in another corner of the room appears to be something that looks a bit like cooler with a solar panel on it.

tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.

and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]

READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:

(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.

(2) No, you cannot have one.

(3) No, I am not building you one.

(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.

(5) I don't do delivery.

(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.

(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.

(8) You're welcome.

[ what a charmer. ]

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listen
the biased side of me wants to agree with you but
now i have to fight for dustin's honor ssso
also i hate to break it to you but no one's (or no thing's) going to be curing cancer too easily

Challenge accepted on the cancer front.

And fighting for Dustin's honor is a futile effort in the face of certain victory.
Especially seeing as Dave is going to kick Dustin's ass in the new season of Robot Wars, which is absolutely going to become a thing the minute I can figure out how to attach a battle axe to a Roomba.

i mean you won't be pissing off any big pharma companies
hmmm maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all

time to prepare for pure anarchy
would asking the gods for tools to attach the aforementioned battle-axe to the roomba be possible?
i'm sure that's a thing they could manage

Depends on the god.
Mine probably wouldn't go for it.

Who'd you go with?
Maybe they support pure baseless fun.

i'm in tyrhaus
‘pure baseless fun’ sounds exactly like the kinda thing he'd enjoy actually
or maybe honir
should i ask? maybe we can get some actual robot wars going on here

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