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asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
privatizes) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
Entry tags:
- alice in wonderland - alice liddell,
- borderlands - rhys strongfork,
- game of thrones - daenerys targaryen,
- guardian - ye zun,
- haikyuu!! - shouyou hinata,
- kingdom hearts - sora,
- marvel cinematic - steve rogers,
- marvel cinematic - tony stark,
- star wars - finn,
- the umbrella academy - klaus hargreeves,
- vikings - ivar ragnarsson
ᴏᴏ1 ( ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ ) | ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍʏ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs.
[ good morning, asgard. you are greeted to a singular video, which shows a rather chaotic room in the odin housing unit. it has a desk shoved in the corner, covered in a bunch of spare parts of some cannibalized technology strewn all over the place. but in another corner of the room appears to be something that looks a bit like cooler with a solar panel on it.
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
[Text]
not going to say that because
wow what a dick. ]
I've got a ton of junk in Tyr. I'm done with it so you're free to take whatever you want. I don't have anything I need to charge but I don't need the stuff so.
[ He's tempted to ask if Tony would be willing to teach him to use said junk, but his pride ... Does he really want to swallow it? ]
[Text]
You really don't have a cell phone or a communicator? You've got a weird robot arm.
[ because, you know. IF YOU HAVE ONE, YOU HAVE THE OTHER.
and tony would totally teach rhys but he's gotta ask :) ]
[Text]
We don't really have cell phones at all anymore, and my arm could do everything a communicator would do, and more. I didn't need anything else.
[Text]
Read into it what you will.
And fair enough. I'm not sure if I can charge/connect anything new for your arm. I'd have to take it apart first to see how it works and I'm thinking you might need it.
If I'm wrong, though, I'll totally take it apart.
[ free of charge. :) ]
[Text]
No, I'm pretty sure it's not really something you just take apart. Also pretty sure it might be painful.
[Text]
It's connected to your nervous system? Totally integrated?
[Text]