tony (badass motherfucker) stark (
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asgardgenesis2019-08-01 09:33 am
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- borderlands - rhys strongfork,
- game of thrones - daenerys targaryen,
- guardian - ye zun,
- haikyuu!! - shouyou hinata,
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ᴏᴏ1 ( ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ ) | ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍʏ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs.
[ good morning, asgard. you are greeted to a singular video, which shows a rather chaotic room in the odin housing unit. it has a desk shoved in the corner, covered in a bunch of spare parts of some cannibalized technology strewn all over the place. but in another corner of the room appears to be something that looks a bit like cooler with a solar panel on it.
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
tethered to it is a little roomba that has a blinking light, and seems to be attempting to vacuum the place, but is continually yanked backwards by the confines of its charge cord.
and then, once the video shows what it seems to show, a text is also sent out to the entire network, simply stating: ]
READ THIS BEFORE YOU ASK ME SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID:
(1) It's a solar powered generator. It generates something called electricity, which can power things we call machines. It can hold a pretty hefty charge, but it isn't very powerful. I can maybe reboot a battery, and that's about it, until I expand my operation.
(2) No, you cannot have one.
(3) No, I am not building you one.
(4) I'll let you charge your cell phones if, and only if, you bring me any useful garbage you collected when it fell from the sky a few weeks ago.
(5) I don't do delivery.
(6) Don't show up at my door asking to use it. There's a sign-up sheet in the front hall of the library. Go put your name on it and sign up for a time slot.
(7) Seriously, if you show up at my door without an invite, I am revoking your cell phone privileges, and I will use your outdated trash heap you call a smart phone for parts.
(8) You're welcome.
[ what a charmer. ]
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-- anyway. ]
Thor told you about the Floss?
[ incredulously. ]
Since when does he play Fortnite? And why are you talking to Thor about the Floss?
[ DETAILS, QUILL. he needs details. ]
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Yeah, he told all the Guardians about a video game he used to play when he lived on earth. I don't remember the name but started with F so I guess it was Fornite.
Oh right...he's traveling with us now.
[ And it doesn't take a genius to tell Peter is absolutely thrilled with the idea. ]
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Yeah, good luck with that. He'll fry your electronics on accident.
[ bastard. ]
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Oh he almost did, when we were flying no less. Almost killed us all. I only spent a day and half with him before I woke up here but man, did that leave an impression.
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[ and, honestly, even when he is a drunk. thor is part of their bizarre superhero family, for better or for worse. ]
He's an idiot, but a loveable idiot. Every band of superheroes needs one of those.
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[ For all his complaint and passive-aggressive conversations, Peter knows Thor's a good man. ]
Have you seen my band of superheroes? That slot is already filled. [ He doesn't specify by whom, however. ] But yeah, Thor's weird enough to fit right among my crew. Now if only he remembered I'm the captain, everything would be peachy.
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[ what a backhanded compliment. still, while it is bittersweet, and has an odd pang in his chest at the thought that life does continue on, at least people are out... doing something. and living. that's really what matters, in the end. ]
He's a god. He's going to do god-things, like, for better or for worse, pretend he knows everything even when he doesn't.
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[ Peter gives Tony a look because he can tell when he's being mocked, thank you very much. But given Tony's situation he won't be too contrary, he can understand the frustration. ]
Plenty of people I know behave like gods then.
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[ thor is also much more than just thunder god, but tony keeps that sentimentality to himself. ]
He's a good guy. You're lucky enough to have him along.