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Captain James T. Kirk ([personal profile] winscenario) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2019-09-11 10:53 am

captain's log, entry one ( video; backdated to before the event )

[ Jim greets the network with a warm, friendly smile. Clearly he's no stranger to these sorts of broadcasts, and even the solid holoscreen is something that he's very used to, which makes it much easier to adapt. ]

Hello, everyone. To those of you who don't know me, which is probably most of you, I'm Captain James T. Kirk. I've arrived fairly recently and I'm still finding my bearings and getting used to this place. It's all very different from what I'm used to, so it's taking a while.

Right now, I'm having trouble with one thing in particular, and I was wondering if anyone would be willing to help with that. See, where I'm from, we have this device called a replicator, which can be used to recycle all kinds of materials and replicate anything you might need. It's very commonly used to replicate food and produce, or even whole meals ready for consumption, for instance. Now, some people do still cook, but I live on board a starship, and we use replicators all the time to get our meals. I can't remember the last time I've cooked something.

[ A pause, then he adds sheepishly. ] ... actually, the only thing I've ever cooked was meat roasted over fire during a camping trip, and that was... a while ago. My point being, I-- don't know how to cook. But it doesn't look like I have many options around here, so I was wondering if a kind soul would be willing to teach me the basics, at the very least.

I don't have much to offer in return, but I can, uh... play chess, play the guitar, sing, and I know some basic hand-to-hand combat. Alternately, I could just share stories about things I've seen and done out there in space, with my crew. Or anything else you might want or need. I could even cook you a meal as thanks once I get the hang it.

[ A bright smile, and he salutes the holoscreen recording his message. ] Hit me up if you're interested. Kirk out.

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