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asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
turnanythingon) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
Video | Vodka for Sale
[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
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Well, your current choices are either vodka, or waiting weeks or months for whatever you're trying to make. And that's assuming you're even able to find the proper ingredients or equipment readily available. But by all means, make your own. This town needs something to liven it up.
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Hm, I suppose so, if I hadn't already been working on making fruit wines. They won't be very strong since that needs a few years, but still, it is alcohol. The rice wine would be best by the end of the year or beginning of the New Year.