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asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
turnanythingon) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
Video | Vodka for Sale
[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
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First attempts aren't objectively good anyway. Is it really good alcohol? Do you sincerely believe it? Look into your heart and answer me this.
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I could help you make more types of it but you don't seem to have any business sense. Disappointing for someone who brands themselves as a devil.
[oh heavens, Wen Qing, don't be so rude.
A moment later, she adds another message- like an afterthought:]
You could sell one to Honir. It's easy to cheat him out of things.