Video | Vodka for Sale

[turnanythingon]

[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]

I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.

[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]

As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.

But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.

AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.

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[turnanythingon]

[ That's a rather strange assessment to make. ]

And you've checked every room and shack in this little world, have you?

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[thequitecontrary]

No. That's why I'm asking if there is one. Would it not be posted on the map? I imagine that such a building would be prominent.

[ And she wants to know if they make gin or whiskey. ]

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[turnanythingon]

[ He's quite confused until she says "building." ]

Stills are far smaller than you seem to think. I'd be happy to share mine if you've something to offer.

[ He's always keen to make a deal. ]

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[thequitecontrary]

Yes, they must be. Does your god house have one?

Are you planning to expand into gin or whiskey?

[ She honestly wouldn't know how to distill alcohol. Having the servants buy it from the marketplace is how she usually gets hers. ]