Video | Vodka for Sale

[turnanythingon]

[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]

I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.

[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]

As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.

But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.

AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.

Comments

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[momsboy]

Oh, I like the drawing, except it's terrible for a vodka bottle. Have you considered asking someone who can actually draw to make you a cool, properly impressive logo for the ruler of Hell? This one is too child-like.

[ Just saying, man. ]

Hm. I could use a drink but I don't trust you to not ask for something humiliating in exchange. Unless you want me to re-design your terrible logo with something actually good.

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[turnanythingon]

I'm afraid today I only have time for people who are actually interested in trading. So what'll it be, then?

[ And excuse you, a label hand drawn by the king of hell himself is impressive no matter what it looks like. ]

[momsboy]

Fair enough. Do you like music? I can offer you songs.

[ It looks like it was drawn by a 3 years old, Lucifer. But maybe you just need new crayons to improve. ]

[turnanythingon]

[ He just stares for a moment, trying to parse that. ]

Not all songs are created equal, and given your taste in "literature" I hardly trust your ability to come up with something worthy of such a trade.

[momsboy]

Don't you dare to insult my taste in music, man.

[ Because it's very close to his mom's taste, and he will fight you is you disrespects the songs. ]

I know a lot of songs, we could narrow down. What's your style then? Something classy and with soul like Aretha Franklin? Or something more alternative lie Radiohead?