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asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
turnanythingon) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
Video | Vodka for Sale
[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
[VIDEO]
[ And in all that time she hadn't adjusted it seems. ]
You do know these things have a pure audio function, do you not? It's far less suspicious than hiding yourself on video.
[VIDEO]
What I mean is that you disappeared so suddenly in the middle of our last conversation.
[Is she being sincere? There's certainly nothing but earnest in her voice. But who knows for sure, really?]
I thought you were gone.
[VIDEO]
It's called hanging up. Disconnecting. Ending the call.
[VIDEO]
[There's a thoughtful pause.]
That's a bit confusing. Shouldn't you announce something like that?
[VIDEO]
[VIDEO]
[VIDEO]
He just gives her a sharp little smile before disconnecting. Again. ]
[VIDEO]
Well? What is it?
[And she'll just keep waiting.]