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asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
turnanythingon) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-09-01 10:27 pm
Video | Vodka for Sale
[ Lucifer is back, and for some reason lacking a shirt. But he's not going to discuss that. Or re-introduce himself. He's just gonna launch into a thing. All smiles and charm as if he isn't seething in rage at Skadi for recent events. ]
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
I am proud to present to you, the first in all of this Asgard, the one and only, Devil's Own Vodka.
[ Looking rather proud of himself, he presents a bottle with a hand drawn label of a devil emoji surrounded by fire. Calling it crude would be generous. ]
As you can see, my logo there. Since emojis have not yet been invented, this one is mine. I now own the copyright. If someone takes it upon themselves to make them happen, you owe me one miniscule favor each an every time you use it. And those do add up.
But I'm not here to discuss modern hieroglyphics. This is about the nectar of the devil. I'm sure you want to get your hands on it, but the first batch is in high demand so I'm auctioning off single bottles to whoever can make me the best offer.
AFTER I explore the wonders of memory loss and alcohol poisoning. Cheers.
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Then you must not be paying attention, as this is the ONLY source of alcohol to be found in the entire city, that isn't squirreled away in someone's private stash.
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How generous of you to be so willing to part with it, then. I'm surprised you're not requesting souls or eternal damnation as payment, instead.
[ You know. Intangible things that ultimately have very little meaning or use. Like alcohol. ]
no subject
That's an egregious stereotype. If strays started showing up on your doorstep one day, why on earth would you ask for more?