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gaιge тнe мecнroмancer ([personal profile] machinamentum) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2020-04-24 04:16 pm

video; did you miss her?

[ They say with age, comes wisdom.

This is like that - but with age, came a solid addiction to Margaritas. Wisdom, it can be agreed, is second to this.

But does that give any kind of chill? Wrong. But she is definitely older, even if the details are still the same: flaming red hair, big green eyes, a robotic arm, and a voice horrendously loud as she booms down the connection. Eighteen has become twenty-five has become a bitter, lonely, running hard and fast and mean.

That jittery exuberance is the same though. For anyone who might have noticed her going missing for a couple of weeks (read: anyone who had to listen to her talk all the time at the top of her lungs), she's back.

And she appears to be, solidly, happily, drunk, waving an arm around, that is holding a champagne glass and a gun in the other.
]

'Sup, Asgard! You know how you all said I should get a hobby?

[ That shit-eating grin just gets bigger. ]

Well, guess what, I did -

[ wait for it. She sculls the champagne and throws the glass on the ground. ]

Now I'm a wedding planner! [ She bursts out laughing so hard she snorts before she clears her throat. There is a heavy swing of what appears to be a truly ridiculously sized gun in her teeny-tiny hands that she wields comfortably. ] Well this thing is freaking useless again, I can't believe I leave for like a decade and you guys can't invent guns yet.

Someone get me a margarita, stat. Mama's got a thirst that needs quenching after those freaking weird tentacle... cult.... guys... the creepy beating heart of a vault monster, whatever! I am wasted and I want to stay that way, so point me in the direction of the booze!
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[Video]

[personal profile] theprezident 2020-04-24 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'd noticed her absence very quickly, but not because Asgard had gotten quiet. They are essentially coworkers by now, after all. After a few days, though, he did notice that Asgard got a little bit quieter.

He's also oddly happy to have her back. Did he even care for her that much? Apparently. ]


A decade?

[ Holy shit. ]

It's not been that long here, Gaige.
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[Video]

[personal profile] theprezident 2020-04-27 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Still the latter half of a decade, so I guess I'll accept that.

[ Man. Six years, though. Does make him wonder. ]

So ... What's happened over there then in the past almost decade?
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[personal profile] theprezident 2020-04-28 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It would be disappointing to hear that even with Jack gone from the universe, there are still people who insist on trying to kill everything, if only it was even a little bit surprising. Which it's not. All of this sounds perfectly Borderlands-like.

At least the final bit is ... slightly more cheerful? He's happy to hear that he can be described as a 'big new CEO', anyway. Excuse him while he preens a little. Smoothing out his hair with a hand and everything. ]


Well, that's to be expected.
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[personal profile] theprezident 2020-05-01 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh. Why?

[ Interpretive Dance, of all things? Did that just kind of happen? ]