winscenario: (twenty five.)
Captain James T. Kirk ([personal profile] winscenario) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2020-01-10 08:07 pm

captain's log, entry two ( video )

[ The feed starts with Jim greeting the viewers with bright blue eyes and a smile. He’s at the farm, in what looks like an office he’s managed to put together, sitting at a desk with journals and various papers scattered across the surface. ]

Hello, Asgard. For those who don’t know me, I’m Captain James Kirk. That’s Klaus Hargreeves over there.

[ He motions behind him, to where Klaus is busy… doing something or other in the background. Klaus abandons whatever he’s doing to approach the desk and greet their viewers properly. ]

Hey, hi, hello! [ An enthusiastic fingergunning motion with the hand not holding a pen. ] So, I was talking to a friend of mine, uh, however long ago about how we really need something to tell the days apart. Like, obviously, we already know when it’s daytime and nighttime, even without having to go back to our godhauses during the latter, but we don’t… have anything like a calendar?

Which is why we’re here. [ Klaus twirls the writing utensil between his fingers then points it toward Jim, evidently quite pleased with their progress already. ] Working together on something to help all of us out in the long run.

Of course, we want your guys’ opinions of how we should go about this since not everybody’s worlds are the same. [ Another gesture toward his partner, that way Jim knows he can take the floor once he’s finished for the moment. ]


[ Jim nods along to Klaus’s explanation, waiting for him to finish to continue talking. ]

I realize this might seem pointless to some of you, but maybe not all. So what we’re curious about is what measures of time you use in your world, if any at all. I’ve noticed that most places measure it through hours, days, weeks, months and years, which is more or less how we do it where I’m from. It goes like this…

Sixty seconds makes up one minute, sixty minutes makes up one hour, and twenty-four hours makes up one day. Each week has seven days, and a month can have anywhere between twenty-eight and thirty-one days. A year has 365 or 366 days. However, space travel is fairly commonplace where I’m from, so we also use stardates, which is a more universal way to measure time across all planets that are either part of or allied with Federation space, or in some way related to the Federation.

I’m curious to hear about how everyone measures time where they’re from. If you have a calendar, and how it works. How long are your days and years, if you have them at all. And if you don’t measure time at all where you’re from, why is that? How do you keep track of events that happened, or events that will happen in the future? Or is time just a construct your species doesn’t adhere to in general?

[ Jim realizes he’s rambling like a nerd sssssoooo he shuts up to let Klaus get a word in if he wants to, and finish the announcement for the both of them. ]

As you can see, we’re both pretty excited about it! I think it’s safe to say, we’d ideally like to get something on the bracelets that’s easily accessible to everyone. [ He glances toward Jim for confirmation, somehow grinning even wider. ] Until then, [ A beat while he plucks up a piece of paper with haphazardly written numbers, ] it’ll be good ol’ reliable paper.

We can definitely ask the gods about making as many copies as necessary, I think. Pretty sure they won’t mind? If so, then no worries, we’ve got this. [ Their hands will certainly be tired afterward, but hey, worth it! ]

Thanks, as always, for your attention, you lovely people!
momsboy: (This is going to suck so much)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-03 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Be careful with Gamora's siamese cat if you want to keep your hands, she named it after her sister nebula for a reason.

I'm not saying that the cat hates me but she sure likes ruining my shirts a whole lot. [ He tries to bribe her with treats, it works so so. ]

One or two, I hope.
momsboy: (Er...no we won't be doing that)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-06 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Gentle might not save you from her claws, bribe her with cheese and you might have better luck, yes.

[ Yes, cheese from all things. Don't' ask Pete how he figured that one. ]
momsboy: (Did you hear that?)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-07 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
We don't have fishes here so I can't give her tuna and since she started stealing my food when I ate a grilled cheese sandwich, I figured it's what she liked. Hah that could help to make her more easy to handle.

[ They should go to Klaus for any plat related drugs. ]
momsboy: (Smirk | Ey babe)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to get her to like me because I know how much Gamora loves the hellish cat. It's a slow process but I am making progress. Hah, thanks Jim. Though love, as they say.

[ You think Peter would have learned after one of Klaus' homemade cookies made him high as a kit, and *yet*...HE WILL TRY NOT TO, they have enough trouble with the cat as it is. ]

Your pets are so much more well behaved. What's your secret? Are you sure you're not some sort of fairytale princess?
momsboy: (Let me show you my ship)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-11 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
I never had a song written about me now that you mention it. It's really something that should change. but death by angry kitty doesn't sound very heroic.

[ These two silly men. ]

Just in case make sure you don't prick your finger on a spinning wheel.
momsboy: (Because I say so)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-11 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, perfect. Lioness in this case, but those are even meaner so it's perfect.

'Someone'. [ Peter raises his eyebrows as if offended. ] Oh I see how it is...I'm not good enough to try the kiss curse-breaking, hm.
momsboy: (Oh yes baby)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-11 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ey, maybe she would like to watch.

[ Peter's nonchalance lasts about 3 seconds before burs out laughing. ]

Okay, okay, good point. But I would find you someone, no worries. Unless you already have someone in mind...?
momsboy: (Er.........)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-11 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...not really, no.

[ He does. and he doesn't want to piss off his wife to be, he's just being a clown as always. ]

I wouldn't do that!....[ If my friend actually shared it. Look, he worries about you, Jim, it's all. ] There's a lot of maybes in that answer. But fine, forget I asked.
momsboy: (I don't trust like that)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-11 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The thing is, Mary told him she was sort of maybe dating Jim. And while it's true that is not Peter's business, he just wants to make sure everything is okay between them, After all, they all live under the same roof. ]

Your private life is yours alone, Jim. [ Peter reassures him, voice kind. ] It's only that I know that being here isn't easy and having company helps. As long as you are happy it's all good, I was only curious.
Edited 2020-02-11 16:25 (UTC)
momsboy: (Did you hear that?)

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Knowing far too well how complicated relationship can be, and how sometimes they take a long time to be defined, he won't be pushy for details. ]

Good, that's good. I see that I'll have to cancel the secret party with the strippers then, you don't need any help. [ Peter jokes to ease the mood and then gives Jim a smile. ] Best luck with that, my friend.
momsboy: ((^▽^))

[personal profile] momsboy 2020-02-12 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You love me still. [ Good. Jim laughing is what Peter wanted. ]

Welcome. You know were to find me. [ A pause. ] Fighting a Siamese cat or buried under a giant dog. That's where.