Text: UN - GallowsCallibrator

[mindseer]

[She briefly considered doing Audio, but screw it. This was about her friends from her world, so folks could deal with her text if they wanted to talk to her on the network. At least that was how she'd felt under the circumstances. She'd done a little checking to be absolutely certain on both of their counts, and now that she was, Terezi piped up on the network.]

R1GHT S0 G0T S0M3 B4D N3WS F0R 4NY0N3 L00K1NG F0R 4 D0S3 0F SUPR3M3 C00LN3SS 0R SH0UT1NG 4T TH3 P4RTY T0N1GHT
C0NF1RM3D TH4T TH3 ULT1M4T3 1N C00LN3SS D4V3 4ND SH0UTY MCSH0UTS 4 L0T H4V3 B0TH G0N3 B4CK H0M3
N0 FR34K1NG 0UT 0N M3
1M F1N3!
4BS0LUT3LY F1N3!
G0T 1T?
TH3YR3 B3TT3R 0FF T0G3TH3R 1N 4 T1M3L1N3 TH4T D03SNT SUCK 4ND H3R3S B3TT3R TH4N MY 4LT3RN4T1V3S
S0 W3R3 G00D G0T 1T?
GR34T
Y3P
F1N3!

(OOC: And because I know how awful it is, her text will be switched for regular courier unless otherwise requested now or in the past.)
Here's a translation real quick:

Right, so got some bad news for anyone looking for a dose of supreme coolness or shouting at the party tonight.
Confirmed that the ultimate in coolness, Dave, and Shouty McShoutsalot have both gone back home.
No freaking out on me.
I'm fine!
Absolutely fine!
Got it?
They're better off together in a timeline that doesn't suck and here's better than my alternatives.
So we're good, got it?
Great
Yep
Fine!

[She was... mostly fine. Mostly.]

Comments

[mindseer]

TH1S S0UNDS L1K3 4 C4P1T4L 1D34!
H3H3H3H3 TH3Y W0NT KN0W WH4T H1T TH3M
WH0 W3 HUNT1NG?

[ragnarsson]

Lall1 and 3mil would make t3mpting targets, 1f you kn0w wh0 they are.

[mindseer]

M1GHT H4V3 H34RD THR0UGH TH3 GR4P3V1N3 Y0U H4D 4 TH1NG W1TH TH0S3 TW0
M3BB3 L3TS G0 W1TH S0M3 B34ST13S
D0NT TH1NK TH0S3 TW0 4R3 3N0UGH 4 CH4LL3NG3

[Heh, hilariously enough her experiences with them was hunkering under tables, scarfing snacks. She didn't know if they could actually fight.]

[ragnarsson]

N0w there 1s an 1dea! That cou1d w0rk!

[Ivar doesn't really know how well they can fight either. He's not even aware they'e fortified their house specifically against him. But hey, probably better if he doesn't end up gutting his fellow residents like a bunch of fish.]

[mindseer]

[Hah. She was tempted to tell him that they were walling themselves in just to protect themselves from him. But she decided not to. Best to avoid.]

4LR1GHT!
W3 H4V3 4 PL4N!
1LL M33T Y0U 1N FR0NT 0F TH3 P4L4C3

(OOC: We can handwave or play them finding some minor monster at the worlds.)

[ragnarsson]

[OOC: Handwave sounds good! They likely had a glorious time causing carnage.]