１— day 39 (7/17), shortly after npc post.

[skittering]

❰ approximately 23 minutes after the network goes live, a very careful and deliberate text post arrives. ❱

mustard tastes bad.

avoid

Comments

[skittering]

❰ after a loooooooong pause. ❱

red

❰ he seems to have figured out how to make things red. ❱

[timeriffs]

congrats youve discovered your wysiwyg

an important milestone in every maturing youths life

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my what

[timeriffs]

man

i gotta explain every joke to you?

just as id expect from a mustard hater



((ooc note for people seeing this: dave asked for red, laufey only added red, the best color))

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maybe your jokes are just stupid

[timeriffs]

nah man i eat my mustards
the joke quadrant of my brain is crazy big and healthy
like a sweaty stallion running over the robust fields of wordplay that is my grey matter
thick and and heady from its steady mustard diet

i'm so sorry

[skittering]

❰ lalli has literally no idea what to do with this. at this point he's pretty much opting to ignore it and hope it goes away. ❱

[timeriffs]

[It's adorable you think not replying is going to stop one Dave Strider, Lalli.]

theres different levels of mustard you know
we can start you off on babys first mustard wheels
a heinz or a frenchs
bottom of the barrel mustards
cause when you first squeeze those bottles it looks like piss shoots out
but then comes the sweet yellow insides and its fuckin worth that damp bread
then you can graduate from that kindergarten bullshit to the brown stuff
maybe with some seeds in it
but if thats too extreme for you just say the word
well pull you back a grade
smooth grey poupon instead of chunky
well ease you into this bro no worries

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grey mustard??

❰ he's just questioning that as a general concept, mostly because he can't picture that sharp taste from a colorless muck. ❱

[timeriffs]

interesting youre focusing on that and not how poupon sounds like poop on

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you sound like poop on