skittering: (julkea katse.)
lalli hotakainen ([personal profile] skittering) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2019-07-17 12:16 pm

1— day 39 (7/17), shortly after npc post.

approximately 23 minutes after the network goes live, a very careful and deliberate text post arrives.

mustard tastes bad.

avoid
timeriffs: (Default)

[personal profile] timeriffs 2019-07-17 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
way to christen the place with the shittiest take

on anything ever

people were probably lining up to drop some mad knowledge

words of wisdom in these trying times

maybe even a sick recipe for some asgardian mac n cheese

but then you shoved them all to the ground and trampled over them to be first

like a 50 year old mom desperate for that black friday tv/vcr combo at walmart

to tell us this incorrect opinion
enflame: (( 019 ))

[personal profile] enflame 2019-07-17 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
( Lalli may be within 10 feet of him, but this new network function Intrigues him. If only they had this technology a bit ago even if Lalli would have just ignored his incessant audio pokes anyway. )

mustard isn't that bad

( this also took him 10 minutes to post because his fat fingers are not acclimated to qwerty living )
timeriffs: (Stoic - Thumb's Up)

[personal profile] timeriffs 2019-07-17 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
congrats youve discovered your wysiwyg

an important milestone in every maturing youths life
enflame: (( 036 ))

[personal profile] enflame 2019-07-17 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
( okay you little bitch, fine then.

Emil rolls over from his back to peer up at Lalli and this newfound power of his. He'll make no use of it, but he wants it. )


How did you make it all red like that? Is it only red?

( That's just not his colour tbh. )
momsboy: (Ey ey listen to me)

[personal profile] momsboy 2019-07-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
If you think mustard is bad, you should try marmite.

Now, that's practically poison.
momsboy: (Because I say so)

Oh yes, sorry! text works

[personal profile] momsboy 2019-07-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You really shouldn't.

I'm just saying that marmite tastes like regret and bad decisions. If someone offers it to you, don't eat it.
timeriffs: (Stoic - Head scratch in neon)

[personal profile] timeriffs 2019-07-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
man

i gotta explain every joke to you?

just as id expect from a mustard hater



((ooc note for people seeing this: dave asked for red, laufey only added red, the best color))
mindseer: Source Needed (PM please if you know) (White-Eye (Grin))

[personal profile] mindseer 2019-07-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey there! Guess who it is! It's the blindfolded weirdo again. This time she's typing in horrible, irritating l33t sp34k, but not in alternating colors quite yet because they're still working on that apparently.]

Lemon's obviously better, obviously.
But totally with strider. Kudos for starting us off with an ignominious bang there, bucko!


[Holler if you want to actually see her terrible text.]
sanityinruins: (let's be reasonable)

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[personal profile] sanityinruins 2019-07-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sorry for your lack of taste
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[personal profile] enflame 2019-07-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
( Emil follows along as best he can, though not super impressed by the fact he can only use red to make himself look special. )

is this it ??

( Replying back to Lalli's response. Yes!! It is red! )

A nyway, I know you're right there but you said the mustard thing on here.

We cantalk about mustard in person, if you want
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[personal profile] enflame 2019-07-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
( Emil, on the other hand, is committed to the red, at least until he gets bored. )

It's not my favourite but not the worst

oh I bet you're more t he jam sandwich type ?
Edited (blame my fingers please) 2019-07-18 21:30 (UTC)
timeriffs: (yo)

[personal profile] timeriffs 2019-07-19 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
nah man i eat my mustards
the joke quadrant of my brain is crazy big and healthy
like a sweaty stallion running over the robust fields of wordplay that is my grey matter
thick and and heady from its steady mustard diet
sanityinruins: evil twin (no rest)

[personal profile] sanityinruins 2019-07-19 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
you do realize there are a lot of foods that use mustard in them, right?
momsboy: (Music ♥)

[personal profile] momsboy 2019-07-19 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Like black ta. It's keep in small glass or plastic jars.

i'm not sure if they have it on the city and I really prefer not to know.

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