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[ Hello Asgard, for this fine day the video starts by focusing on this before swinging around for this view. There's a soft sigh and then the camera focuses on V in all his tattooed glory complete with a slight smile and a touch of flour smeared on his cheek. Oops he missed a spot. ]

Hello, do forgive my manners but I am... unsure how else to announce this. I've newly arrived though I have spoken to a few of you before the... business with the White Walkers. And while the whole affair left us with few answers I am loathed to dwell on such at this time. Instead... I'm announcing the opening of a new venture of mine, at first started for a close... friend of mine, but now open to share with all

[ Sorry Vergil he just looks only slightly apologetic over this next bit. ] Gilver's features pizza as well as other Italian foods, though I do believe the Natives will accommodate other cuisine if given time and direction. It's located in Njord's district and will be open for all starting today.

[ He nods and hesitates for a few seconds before adding. ] Stop by when you can, Dante. Same for the rest of you.

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Improvement makes straight roads,
but the crooked roads without Improve-
ment are roads of Genius.

[ V looks entirely slightly amused, in that there's a slight smirk on his face. He also is probably one of the more goth of residents that hasn't found a shirt yet to cover all those tattoos he has. And he also was looking at a worn book with a large 'V' stamped on the front. ]

It is what we can make given what we have around us. There might be some deviations due to this world not having what is usual, but I think we came as close as we can.

Roses are red
Walls are plaster
The children run fast
but BIG BIRD RUNS FASTER

[Yeah, he's not impressed by the rhyming if his face is any indicator. Richie folds his arms over his chest.]

I can say cryptic shit too.

Good. I might take my friend there then. Is it so terrible to want a can of cheez-wiz and some damn ritz crackers? Wouldn't think it be complex.

[ That wasn't very cryptic in his eyes, but then again, he might be a shadow of Vergil in some matters, V still had enough of his own arrogance to stare down a demon and mock them for trying to face him. ]

O the cunning wiles that creep... It was a quote from my book, and no more cryptic than anything written by Shakespeare.

[ He flips the book closed and tucks it inside his leather coat and leans on his cane. ]

I think you're laboring under the assumption that everything can be magicked into being. It took nearly a week to perfect tomato sauce from stewing tomatoes to harvesting and drying the herbs that go in it. The making of cheese is even longer, though we did have help in... aging it for this purpose. I am sure that cheez-wiz is nearly impossible until the method of pressurized canning can be made sound, and crackers are easy enough though butter also is one of the many things that hasn't found a stable maker.

It takes time, so if you wish for it to be made, I would suggest you work for it?

Well, I'd hope you're reading it but just a tip for future interactions. No one but you cares about the context of the book you're reading. If you want to start quoting it you probably should start a book club, guy.

[The rest he makes quick sense of and despite his age, and his tone it's clear he's still very intelligent.]

Got it. Nobody's tried to build a churn? Is the cheese that you're using produced from cows or something else? Not that it matters. Garlic and onion are a huge part of pizza sauce so you might want to start growing that too, Chef Boyardee.

On the subject of cheez-wiz, the pressurized can is probably the easier part of it. That shit isn't even really cheese.

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It maybe what you think, but I find it bares hardly anything to argue with the disengaged.

[ Even though using to rile people is part of the point. He just doesn't think it was worth anything against a kid. ]

Not until it was suggested. Outside our housing there isn't an over abundance of refrigeration as well. Please. I do know how it is cooked.

I never understood the attraction of it myself, so I wouldn't know.

The entire attraction of it is being on the go. Y'know, for a realm run by gods they absolutely do not have their shit together.

If you haven't been paying attention, before we wandered into their realms, they were still getting use to the idea of having forms.

[ Or so he had read. Sparse the information was, it wasn't hidden as so much as stuffed into books and forgotten. ]

Although knowing how gods think... it does not surprise me. They are less inclined towards practical and more towards show.

So, this is some training wheels type shit. Got it. Thanks for some not pointless information for a change.

[Admittedly he's been preoccupied, first with Eddie, then with war, and he hasn't had the opportunity to cycle back to the books just yet.]

Maybe we should help them reframe back toward practical.

Yes.

[ He really wonders if he had ever been that crass - no, not him, technically he was still a baby compared to most people. V just mentally shoves all those thoughts aside and shrugs. ]

If needs must, then do as you wish.

So - are you a robot or something? You sound like Johnny 5.

I wouldn't know who Johnny 5 is, but no. I am not a robot.

I'm a demon hunter... though I use magic instead of weaponry as the others.

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