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[ikols]

Evening all! I am Loki, God of Mischief and prince of Asgard! Another Asgard, alternate dimension. Long story.

[ Clearing his throat, two green eyes lean away from the viewer to reveal Loki in a green hoodie in the middle of his studio apartment, a bowl of punch and cooked dishes on the lounge table. Mayonnaise mashed potatoes, cheese-drenched meatbites, hotroot salad, veggie casserole, stuffed mushrooms, apple-baked salmon and strawberry-cream trifle ... it all looks delicious, doesn't it? It should, it's for you. How tempting, no? ]

You're invited to my old school Asgardian dinner. These are an approximation of traditional Asgardian dishes that I grew up with, some vegetarian-ised for the herbivores out there, [ because he's thoughtful like that, ] with a special haunch of slow-cooked dragon-meat glazed in honey and applesauce, then lightly roasted in breadcrumbs, for a true godly experience.

[ There it is, the centrepiece: mouthwatering. Loki looks rather pleased with himself as he turns his wrist-camera away, panning around his studio apartment that looks like it could fit a couple dozen people inside. ]

The parties our hosts have thrown are all well and good, but I'm offering a chance to chill while you pick my brain, as a resident of this realm a few lifetimes and universes over. What I know of my Asgard may not be applicable to this one although you're welcome to grill me at your leisure over the fruit punch. Non-alcoholic, apologies. Alternatively, come for the free food and make some likewise greedy friends! No shame in that! Second floor of Skadihaus is where you'll find the party, my apartment is the only one occupied, and as per the rules you'll be getting kicked out at ten.

Please leave snacks at the entrance of the apartment complex for the spider-horse napping there. Thank you!

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[polydeukes]

[Oh she has so many questions. But first things first:]

Does the spider-horse have a snack preference? Or are they an all snacks go kind of spider-horse?

[As though that isn't the weirdest questions she's ever said out loud.]

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[hantale]

[ There's someone the nymph hasn't seen around too often. But, an open invite was a good change to make up for lost weeks. With a fumbling video, Fran appears on the screen in response, a wide smile on their lips. ]

A little taste of home, then? I'll be sure to come by! It'd be nice to catch up!

[ The promise of a slightly less... bustling party is also appealing, among fellow wanderers. ]

Oh- I'll bring some apples, both for the horse, and for everyone else!

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[momsboy]

[ Peter's immediately 👀👀👀👀!!!! at the post. So of course he's going to focus in one thing only. ]

There are no animals in Asgard except the horses, where did you find the salmon???? And the dragon meat?

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[theprezident]

Wait, you're seriously from another Asgard?

[ This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Did Loki say prince too? Hold up. ]

But-- There's no Loki here, is there?

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[draumstafir]

There are other Asgards?

[ this has just. deeply complicated reynir's understanding of his place here, and he's not sure how to feel about it. that conversation with the lucifer guy was weird enough. how is he supposed to know which asgard is his asgard?

is that why his runes aren't working here? ]

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[thatsnake]

[ Yeah, sure, more Asgardian gods, why the fuck not!! He's not gonna address that yet, there's something far more alarming in this post: ]

What the deuce is a spider-horse?

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[devilsheel]

Good thing you threw "alternate dimension" in there. I was about to ask why you don't look a thing like Tom Hiddleston.