video;

[machinamentum]

[ Loudly, and at the top of her lungs: ]

I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

Someone give me something to do. I haven't shot, screwed, hammered, obliterated anything in weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks. I'm dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. Everyone keeps talking about home, and if I was home right now, I'd be slaughtering bandits and rifling through their guts for guns. I'm so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEED. [ And there is a almighty thump of her head hitting her desk in her apparent defeat. ] No one lets me kill ANYTHING. How am I supposed to li-iii-iiiiiiive?!

[ WOE, WOE IS HER. ]

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audio;

[sassery]

Really? 'Sup Bored, I'm Nero.

[THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE ENTIRE THING.]

Re: audio;

[machinamentum]

[ THE NOISE OF PAIN THAT COMES FROM OFF SCREEN. ]

You're the freaking worst, I'm going to wish for a bunch of frogs from Honir, and fill your bed with them.

[sassery]

Y'know, you sound just like Julio.

[God he misses that kid, hell he misses all of them. Kyrie too.]

I mean I could be real bad and do shitty dad jokes, but I'll spare you from that, at least.

voice;

[splitinvain]

Perhaps you should take up a new hobby. I've heard they need singers now.

[machinamentum]

I already tried the entertainment industry once, I didn't make it until I turned my highschool buddy into blood paste.

[splitinvain]

Think of this place as a new start in doing something other than turning everyone into paste.

[vagabone]

[Can he out-shout her? He's certainly trying and he's incredibly damn loud for a guy who has no lungs to speak of.]

SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUP ALREADY!

[machinamentum]

[A CHALLENGER APPROACHES, which is to say she just gets louder. ]

BUT I'M BOOOORED.

[madcuriosity]

Goodness! [There is the sound of a something shattering.] Oh dear... My poor little teacup...

I'm sorry you're um... bored, Miss Gaige.

But I should think you were smarter and didn't need someone to tell you how to enjoy something.

[machinamentum]

Of course I'm smart!

There is just nothing for me to do that I'm allowed too!

[madcuriosity]

Well, then shouldn't you be smart enough to come up with something new you would be allowed to do? [It sounds tactless... mostly because it is, but she doesn't actually MEAN to be.]

text;

[trafficreport]

[Is it wrong of Jet to find this almost charming?]

[More likely it's because it reminds him of the people he used to run with. Used to. His crew's not here anymore, so he'll have to make do with this. So it's familiar. Maybe that's why he's so keen on responding in kind. It's a restlessness he can relate to.]

feel that.
hitting targets gets old fast.

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[machinamentum]

Right? It's not satisfying when it doesn't go pop at the end!

Audio - UN: GallowsCallibrator

[mindseer]

[Hahaha, oh man. This was great. She was totally not surprised to hear this. In fact, she was shocked Gaige hadn't said it sooner.]

Hah, alright little miss bored. You can come try and kick my butt, but I won't promise not to do the same. Or we can make explosives together. Not sure I can help with any of that other stuff, but I'll try to keep you entertained.

[Because she was a little bored too.]

[machinamentum]

Ohohohoh, you are on little miss super smell. Hope you can taste losing ahead of time too!

video;

[tealeafs]

[ Gaige...

Why are you like this. ]

I know it's no fun being bored, but.. you should be careful what you wish for. If you did get to do those things [ SHE MEANS KILLING.. but it feels weird to say that so casually, okay!! ] then it means there'd probably be some threat putting people in danger, right?

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[machinamentum]

I mean maybe.

Or it could be like magic bears.

Who were attacking the chickens.

So like, no one gets hurt and we get magic bear skin hats afterwards.

video

[darksoulwithlight]

Some people might say you should get a hobby.

[Says the woman... currently cleaning out her nails with a knife and looking thoroughly bored herself. Go figure.]

[machinamentum]

Apparently none of mine are 'safe' or 'family friendly'.

Or they're fucking Ivar, and he gets busy or his housemates complain, so we can't do that all the time.

I mean unless you are offering, cause the way you're handling that knife is kinda doing it for me, I'm not going to lie.

[ragnarsson]

I'm sure I could always help with the boredom.

[Just look at that smirk. This promises it will be much fun for them and not at all for whoever they do it to....providing they decide to just have sex and solve the problem that way.]

[machinamentum]

Yeah, hot stuff? Got any ideas?

[ Because that look, that look says she's got a few. ]

( voice )

[enflame]

Can you really only think of two ways to occupy your time here?

( At least most of the things on that list all boil down to 'killing something' with only one other standout there. )

Is being destructive your only real hobby?

Re: ( voice )

[machinamentum]

Uh! Who called you, fun police? I'm an engineer, but chemistry and physics up and quit apparently. And the gods can just magic shit into being so it's not like there is a point to making houses for kiddies.

[Video]

[theprezident]

[ Well, since they're back on friendly...ish terms now ... ]

Want to help me bring computers to Asgard?

Re: [Video]

[machinamentum]

This is the part of the montage where the record scratches in a dramatic pause.

DID YOU SAY COMPUTERS?!