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asgardgenesis2020-02-03 08:04 pm
sparkofgoodness) wrote in asgardgenesis2020-02-03 08:04 pm
[⛤ VIDEO #1 ]
Soooo, that was unpleasant.
[ Crowley is recording while sat at a desk with a few books scattered around. It's clearly Odinhaus, to anyone who has been inside, and also clearly Aziraphale's to anyone who recognises it.
This is not especially a surprise to anyone else who lives there, given that his voice can probably be heard from somewhere in it nearly all the time. ]
Tree thing. Bad tree. Gnome thing, too, very weird -- wouldn't expect that of gnomes, kidnapping people and all. Thought they just hung around in gardens and looked after princesses.
[ Isn't that right? It's possible Crowley's information is, uh, irrelevant. ]
Anyway, speaking of trees -- I did learn something about the other tree. The, uh, main big tree.
[ The name has a lot of letters and he keeps getting it wrong ]
Big, important tree.
[ A sedate, if slightly frustrated background voice says Be clear you're talking about Yggdrasil. It's definitely Aziraphale's voice. ]
Yeah, that one. So, turns out the uh... whole... absorbing you without the bracelets thing might have something to it. Or, at least, the tree definitely does that -- I mean, less absorbing and more... unravelling you, sort of... permanently... from having ever existed. Little bit murkier on if it's definitely connected to the jewellery not being worn, but proving that seems... difficult.
[ 'Hey, do you mind taking off your bracelet to see if you get permanently deleted from history' seems a bit of a hard sell. ]
Anyway, interesting though. Weird, but interesting. Oh! Another thing --
[ Crowley turns his recording so there's a quick pan of some of the tiny room in Odinhaus. ]
Bit pokey, aren't they? These little dorm rooms. Feel like I'm in a budget hostel.
[ It isn't... that bad... ]
Has anyone moved out of these places? Must be other places you can live.
[ Aziraphale's voice pipes up again: Other places you might live where company is allowed overnight, he specifies. Crowley shoots him a slight frown off screen, tries to act relaxed about this correction. ]
Yeah, you know, places you don't get kicked out early.
[ Right. That. ]
[ Crowley is recording while sat at a desk with a few books scattered around. It's clearly Odinhaus, to anyone who has been inside, and also clearly Aziraphale's to anyone who recognises it.
This is not especially a surprise to anyone else who lives there, given that his voice can probably be heard from somewhere in it nearly all the time. ]
Tree thing. Bad tree. Gnome thing, too, very weird -- wouldn't expect that of gnomes, kidnapping people and all. Thought they just hung around in gardens and looked after princesses.
[ Isn't that right? It's possible Crowley's information is, uh, irrelevant. ]
Anyway, speaking of trees -- I did learn something about the other tree. The, uh, main big tree.
[ The name has a lot of letters and he keeps getting it wrong ]
Big, important tree.
[ A sedate, if slightly frustrated background voice says Be clear you're talking about Yggdrasil. It's definitely Aziraphale's voice. ]
Yeah, that one. So, turns out the uh... whole... absorbing you without the bracelets thing might have something to it. Or, at least, the tree definitely does that -- I mean, less absorbing and more... unravelling you, sort of... permanently... from having ever existed. Little bit murkier on if it's definitely connected to the jewellery not being worn, but proving that seems... difficult.
[ 'Hey, do you mind taking off your bracelet to see if you get permanently deleted from history' seems a bit of a hard sell. ]
Anyway, interesting though. Weird, but interesting. Oh! Another thing --
[ Crowley turns his recording so there's a quick pan of some of the tiny room in Odinhaus. ]
Bit pokey, aren't they? These little dorm rooms. Feel like I'm in a budget hostel.
[ It isn't... that bad... ]
Has anyone moved out of these places? Must be other places you can live.
[ Aziraphale's voice pipes up again: Other places you might live where company is allowed overnight, he specifies. Crowley shoots him a slight frown off screen, tries to act relaxed about this correction. ]
Yeah, you know, places you don't get kicked out early.
[ Right. That. ]
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[ Sometimes you just need to poke things. Crowley, who once heard about concepts like playing nice, can't help but incite things a little bit. ]
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[ She's utilizing a willing work force. ]
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Also very willing to do what they're told, sounds like.
[ Just saying. ]
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[ He'd just say that if he thought it, honestly. ]
Just thinking it must be nice work, just pointing at a bunch of stuff and telling people to dig it or whatever. Compliant work force, very nice. No unions or anything here yet.
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[ As if he hadn't already been thinking about it. ]
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Good luck explaining it to them. When we first got animals here, the natives thought they had to sacrifice them and bathe in their blood in order for the gods to give them more.
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Little bit of sacrifice and blood has always been traditional, can't blame them.
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This was rather excessive though. They were slaughtering every animal in sight.
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Must know to leave at least one, right?
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I'm not sure if they would have. Many of us tried to save some and hide them away, which is why we've got any sort of population of livestock today.
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[ Presumably they have, in fact, learned.
He hopes they have anyway. ]
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Fortunately, the animals have replenished themselves a bit thanks to those of us who sheltered them and have been raising them on the farms.
[ There's a snorting noise somewhere off camera and Mary bends down. She returns with a small pig in her arms. ]
I even found a pet.