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asgardgenesis2020-02-03 08:04 pm
sparkofgoodness) wrote in asgardgenesis2020-02-03 08:04 pm
[⛤ VIDEO #1 ]
Soooo, that was unpleasant.
[ Crowley is recording while sat at a desk with a few books scattered around. It's clearly Odinhaus, to anyone who has been inside, and also clearly Aziraphale's to anyone who recognises it.
This is not especially a surprise to anyone else who lives there, given that his voice can probably be heard from somewhere in it nearly all the time. ]
Tree thing. Bad tree. Gnome thing, too, very weird -- wouldn't expect that of gnomes, kidnapping people and all. Thought they just hung around in gardens and looked after princesses.
[ Isn't that right? It's possible Crowley's information is, uh, irrelevant. ]
Anyway, speaking of trees -- I did learn something about the other tree. The, uh, main big tree.
[ The name has a lot of letters and he keeps getting it wrong ]
Big, important tree.
[ A sedate, if slightly frustrated background voice says Be clear you're talking about Yggdrasil. It's definitely Aziraphale's voice. ]
Yeah, that one. So, turns out the uh... whole... absorbing you without the bracelets thing might have something to it. Or, at least, the tree definitely does that -- I mean, less absorbing and more... unravelling you, sort of... permanently... from having ever existed. Little bit murkier on if it's definitely connected to the jewellery not being worn, but proving that seems... difficult.
[ 'Hey, do you mind taking off your bracelet to see if you get permanently deleted from history' seems a bit of a hard sell. ]
Anyway, interesting though. Weird, but interesting. Oh! Another thing --
[ Crowley turns his recording so there's a quick pan of some of the tiny room in Odinhaus. ]
Bit pokey, aren't they? These little dorm rooms. Feel like I'm in a budget hostel.
[ It isn't... that bad... ]
Has anyone moved out of these places? Must be other places you can live.
[ Aziraphale's voice pipes up again: Other places you might live where company is allowed overnight, he specifies. Crowley shoots him a slight frown off screen, tries to act relaxed about this correction. ]
Yeah, you know, places you don't get kicked out early.
[ Right. That. ]
[ Crowley is recording while sat at a desk with a few books scattered around. It's clearly Odinhaus, to anyone who has been inside, and also clearly Aziraphale's to anyone who recognises it.
This is not especially a surprise to anyone else who lives there, given that his voice can probably be heard from somewhere in it nearly all the time. ]
Tree thing. Bad tree. Gnome thing, too, very weird -- wouldn't expect that of gnomes, kidnapping people and all. Thought they just hung around in gardens and looked after princesses.
[ Isn't that right? It's possible Crowley's information is, uh, irrelevant. ]
Anyway, speaking of trees -- I did learn something about the other tree. The, uh, main big tree.
[ The name has a lot of letters and he keeps getting it wrong ]
Big, important tree.
[ A sedate, if slightly frustrated background voice says Be clear you're talking about Yggdrasil. It's definitely Aziraphale's voice. ]
Yeah, that one. So, turns out the uh... whole... absorbing you without the bracelets thing might have something to it. Or, at least, the tree definitely does that -- I mean, less absorbing and more... unravelling you, sort of... permanently... from having ever existed. Little bit murkier on if it's definitely connected to the jewellery not being worn, but proving that seems... difficult.
[ 'Hey, do you mind taking off your bracelet to see if you get permanently deleted from history' seems a bit of a hard sell. ]
Anyway, interesting though. Weird, but interesting. Oh! Another thing --
[ Crowley turns his recording so there's a quick pan of some of the tiny room in Odinhaus. ]
Bit pokey, aren't they? These little dorm rooms. Feel like I'm in a budget hostel.
[ It isn't... that bad... ]
Has anyone moved out of these places? Must be other places you can live.
[ Aziraphale's voice pipes up again: Other places you might live where company is allowed overnight, he specifies. Crowley shoots him a slight frown off screen, tries to act relaxed about this correction. ]
Yeah, you know, places you don't get kicked out early.
[ Right. That. ]
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Crowley, however, does not feel sympathetic. ]
Oh, they didn't think at all. Watching us for a few minutes would have told them we clearly live above ground.
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[ It's not as if she can't imagine that kind of scenario. She's seen people back home before who also had bad intentions from the start, after all. But since she prefers to think about things optimistically, the scenario he seems to be thinking of wasn't the first one she assumed. ]
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Might have. Might have just been stupid, too. Lot of really bad things happen due to basic incompetence.
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Really? I.. I didn't think they seemed stupid at all though! [ Then again, she's far too polite to ever call anyone that way. ] Especially since it seemed like everyone could communicate with them just fine after..!
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[ In his opinion, anyway. ]
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[ Although the polite side of Chizuru is still screaming internally at that idea. ]
At least now they'll know not to do it in the future. Even though that probably won't make up for how bad the people who it happened to must feel.
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Do you know something, I'm pretty sure if you asked anyone who got buried under the ground how they felt they'd probably user a stronger word than bad.
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W-Well, I didn't want to use a word that was too general and just assume how they must feel! [ This is the curse of being overly polite, clearly. ]
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If you imagine, for a moment, being buried a few feet under the ground. Just dirt and rocks around you. No idea why you're there or if anyone is going to come for you. Now, I am pretty sure you'd have stronger thoughts than bad at that point