Dolorous Edd Tollett (
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asgardgenesis2019-12-15 10:36 pm
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backdated to the day when all the gifts arrived; video
[ Of course the day Edd gets his present, he has to complain about it. ]
When I asked the gods for something to ride on, I wasn't expecting anything fancy. I didn't want those eight legged things. Not a dragon, or even a Dornish sand steed. I was hoping for a horse that I won't lose in a snowstorm again.
What I get is that half blind garron from the Watch. I know it's that garron, because I fed it and mucked its hooves in the Watch's stables.
And here I thought the gods here would be different from the ones back home.
When I asked the gods for something to ride on, I wasn't expecting anything fancy. I didn't want those eight legged things. Not a dragon, or even a Dornish sand steed. I was hoping for a horse that I won't lose in a snowstorm again.
What I get is that half blind garron from the Watch. I know it's that garron, because I fed it and mucked its hooves in the Watch's stables.
And here I thought the gods here would be different from the ones back home.
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Is it really that bad? The garron.
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The Night's Watch have plenty of horse. It's just typical I just get the half blind pony.
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I've never heard of the The Night's Watch before, are you like the mounted Police or...?
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Lord John and I both got horses from home. His stallion is quite impressive. [ He's also quite impressive in her eyes. ] I'm sorry that you aren't pleased with your gift. You aren't at least a tiny bit happy to have a piece of home here with you?
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[ Which is about as close as Edd would get to say he didn't mind the garron, just annoyed by the gods. ]
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I suppose you plan to keep him in the stables? I can help look after him when I'm there.
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I received my throne from home, so I suppose we know which one of us they favor.
[In fact, he's sprawled out on the thing in Tyrhaus as he speaks, which is decorated with animal skulls, his sigil as king, and soft furs to pad it with.]