secondplacescrow: (i didn't deserve this gods piss on me)
Dolorous Edd Tollett ([personal profile] secondplacescrow) wrote in [community profile] asgardgenesis2019-12-15 10:36 pm

backdated to the day when all the gifts arrived; video

[ Of course the day Edd gets his present, he has to complain about it. ]

When I asked the gods for something to ride on, I wasn't expecting anything fancy. I didn't want those eight legged things. Not a dragon, or even a Dornish sand steed. I was hoping for a horse that I won't lose in a snowstorm again.

What I get is that half blind garron from the Watch. I know it's that garron, because I fed it and mucked its hooves in the Watch's stables.

And here I thought the gods here would be different from the ones back home.
momsboy: (Er...no we won't be doing that)

[personal profile] momsboy 2019-12-16 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they thought that giving you something you're familiar with would make you feel more at home.

Is it really that bad? The garron.
momsboy: (Can you believe this shit?)

[personal profile] momsboy 2019-12-24 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Could be worse then, all animals also need love.

I've never heard of the The Night's Watch before, are you like the mounted Police or...?
itchtokill: (Default)

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[personal profile] itchtokill 2019-12-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Something's better than nothing, innit, mate?
itchtokill: (Phone ~ Nonchalant)

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[personal profile] itchtokill 2019-12-24 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'd hardly be bold enough to make any presumptions about the gods.
thequitecontrary: (banister)

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[personal profile] thequitecontrary 2019-12-18 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mary gives him a sad smile. ]

Lord John and I both got horses from home. His stallion is quite impressive. [ He's also quite impressive in her eyes. ] I'm sorry that you aren't pleased with your gift. You aren't at least a tiny bit happy to have a piece of home here with you?
thequitecontrary: (tie)

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[personal profile] thequitecontrary 2019-12-20 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds as if he's not terrible, then.

I suppose you plan to keep him in the stables? I can help look after him when I'm there.
ragnarsson: ([10.6] Of course)

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[personal profile] ragnarsson 2019-12-26 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Ivar chuckles in amusement.]

I received my throne from home, so I suppose we know which one of us they favor.

[In fact, he's sprawled out on the thing in Tyrhaus as he speaks, which is decorated with animal skulls, his sigil as king, and soft furs to pad it with.]