[Look at those little piggies wiggling. Good old hyperbole, never fails to embellish the narrative, although it would raise questions about the strength of his fingers if just trying to break out of a bracelet was enough to trash them.]

Well you're the one who said he was feeling fancy, but shame on me for jumping to conclusions I guess.

[And now for a less fair question:]

So why did Constantinople get the works? I've always wondered.