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[splitinvain]

[ Hello Asgard, for this fine day the video starts by focusing on this before swinging around for this view. There's a soft sigh and then the camera focuses on V in all his tattooed glory complete with a slight smile and a touch of flour smeared on his cheek. Oops he missed a spot. ]

Hello, do forgive my manners but I am... unsure how else to announce this. I've newly arrived though I have spoken to a few of you before the... business with the White Walkers. And while the whole affair left us with few answers I am loathed to dwell on such at this time. Instead... I'm announcing the opening of a new venture of mine, at first started for a close... friend of mine, but now open to share with all

[ Sorry Vergil he just looks only slightly apologetic over this next bit. ] Gilver's features pizza as well as other Italian foods, though I do believe the Natives will accommodate other cuisine if given time and direction. It's located in Njord's district and will be open for all starting today.

[ He nods and hesitates for a few seconds before adding. ] Stop by when you can, Dante. Same for the rest of you.

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[theprezident]

Cool. Guess I know what my dinner plans are now.

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[trashmouthed]

So, this is some training wheels type shit. Got it. Thanks for some not pointless information for a change.

[Admittedly he's been preoccupied, first with Eddie, then with war, and he hasn't had the opportunity to cycle back to the books just yet.]

Maybe we should help them reframe back toward practical.

[momsboy]

[ That answer gets Peter to tilt his head in a silent question but he doesn't voice it. V is free to ignore the gesture. ]

Oh, quite the contrary. I'm fairly used to it in my world. Not so much here, though. I was hoping life would give us a break but I suppose that was asking for too much.

[madcuriosity]

Oh, that will be very easy to defeat, so long as we have the vorpal blade then it shall go through and through and snicker snack just like that! [She tries to snap but fails.]

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[diamondhack]

a taste for the sweet i see. have they made that for you in that place?

[splitinvain]

[ It was good, but V is a little weirded out by the fact he's alive. It's not something he expected without seeing Urizen trying to rule this part of the multiverse. ]

Where there is life, surely strife will soon follow.

[splitinvain]

Like that? [ Don't worry, he can snap for her, which he does in a flourish that is a bit showy. ]

That is nice to know. Thank you for the information.

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[splitinvain]

They need a recipe to start from, and I do not know of one.

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[splitinvain]

Yes.

[ He really wonders if he had ever been that crass - no, not him, technically he was still a baby compared to most people. V just mentally shoves all those thoughts aside and shrugs. ]

If needs must, then do as you wish.

[momsboy]

[ Ah, the uncomfortable issue of dying or not, yeah Peter's familiar with that sort of problems. If he knew V's worries he would tell him to just enjoy staying alive, the alternative sucks and he knows from experience. ]

At least we're never bored. Back home, my team and I make a life out of getting ourselves in trouble to get others out f it.

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[machinamentum]

Can I order now for pick up?'Cause I want like, five extra-large pizzas with double pepperoni and jalapenos on deep pan.

OH, and can you spike one of Dante's slices with chilli sauce. But like. He doesn't know which one. Pizza Roulette. That kind of deal. Asking for a friend.

[madcuriosity]

Just so, Mr. V! We needn't worry about the Jabberwocky, I don't think he'll ever come here.

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[splitinvain]

You can... Unfortunately our deep dishes only come as large. However the rest of that order we can make.

Including spiking a piece with chili sauce.

[splitinvain]

[ He's been told that already by family. It just needs a bit more to sink into his head. ]

That sounds highly familiar.

[splitinvain]

I'm glad to hear that. Some rest from tiring times would be... most appreciated.

Shall I expect you to come by to sample some pizza today?

[momsboy]

[ Time will helps. ]

Do you fight evil aliens trying to take over the galaxy too?

[splitinvain]

Ahh, no. We climbed a tree from Hell in order to battle the soon-to-be king of Hell before they managed to drain the world of blood.

As one does.

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[trashmouthed]

So - are you a robot or something? You sound like Johnny 5.

[momsboy]

That sounds exhausting.

[ To say the least. It also gets Peter thinking. ]

Are demons a common thing in your world? Because then it sounds like Nero's. In which case, boy I am sorry for you.

[splitinvain]

It was, in a way. We did have some transportation at times when Nico was done with whatever new shiny she had found.

[ Oh so Peter did not see the screaming cowboy meme of the Spardas meeting again. This should be fun. ]

They are. Nero and I are... related. We are both part of the Sparda family along with Dante and Vergil.

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[splitinvain]

I wouldn't know who Johnny 5 is, but no. I am not a robot.

I'm a demon hunter... though I use magic instead of weaponry as the others.

[madcuriosity]

I... yes, it does seem rather strange how we keep getting bad things coming... but the worst thing that could come from Wonderland or the Looking Glass are the Jabberwocky, Bandersnatch, or Jubjub bird. There's nothing else that is dangerous... well, besides the king and queen, but otherwise nothing else.

But yes! [Change of topic!] Yes, I would love to come by to try pizza!

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[diamondhack]

my culinary expertise does not extend to bakery sadly. even i must admit to a character flaw or two

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[ragnarsson]

What is this pizza of which you speak? Is it related to spaghetti?

[Someone has been woefully deprived of real food in his life. Viking diets were notoriously bland.]

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[splitinvain]

It bears a slight resemblance in that it has the same basis in the sauce, but it's more of a... flatbread that is covered in many things then baked. If you wish, you can come try some.