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asgardgenesis2019-11-06 10:31 pm
channellings) wrote in asgardgenesis2019-11-06 10:31 pm
video; (cw: drugs/weird plants/idk)
[initially, when the video flickers on, there isn't anything to be seen aside from a slight outline of fingers where klaus is covering the bracelet with his hand. there's a long pause, a slow, measured breath and he appears on-screen, looking tired as ever, but smiling nevertheless.] Hello, fellow Wanderers, Gods, uh... whoever else may be watching? It's meee, [he is absolutely making spirit fingers,] your local lush here.
As some of you may – or may not – know, I've been collecting plants over the course of months. A few are useless, some are helpful, others are... genuinely ridiculous, but then there are some absolute gems.
Those? Those are the ones I want to share with you, Asgard. [then he's reaching off-screen—
—and turning back with an oversized chocolate-chip cookie in his hand. klaus twists it like he's giving the sweet a good once-over before his attention is immediately back on the feed.] This, [as he holds the cookie closer,] is a cookie. I'm sure you all know that, but this particular one? It's a special cookie. And by ‘special,’ I mean there's pot in it. Pot, as in marijuana, which gets you high. If you don't know what that means, I pity you. If you wanna know what that means, I'll explain.
Anyway, [a sigh and he sets the treat aside, props an elbow onto his knee, chin resting on his palm.] I've got more than the pot, for what it's worth. Acid flowers and DMT mushrooms included drug-wise. Other plants have... varying effects? Like seeing in the dark, turning you blue all over, making you short as hell— whatever, you get the picture.
My point is, I've got these plants and some could be useful during a battle in the future or you could use them to have a good time. Either way, I'm just trying to, I dunno, share the wealth? So, hit me up whenever, wherever, however necessary and let's make a deal. Because come on, you didn't honestly think I'd give it up for free, did you? [the hand he's leaning on shifts, barely covers his mouth in time to stifle a giggle then repositions on his cheek.] Only thing I ask: don't tell my brother, he's a total narc.
[how unfortunate, this isn't filtered from the aforementioned brother...] Alright, this has gone on long enough. Thanks for listening, you're all a lovely bunch! [then he – pshew, pshew – fingerguns at the camera and ends the feed.]
As some of you may – or may not – know, I've been collecting plants over the course of months. A few are useless, some are helpful, others are... genuinely ridiculous, but then there are some absolute gems.
Those? Those are the ones I want to share with you, Asgard. [then he's reaching off-screen—
—and turning back with an oversized chocolate-chip cookie in his hand. klaus twists it like he's giving the sweet a good once-over before his attention is immediately back on the feed.] This, [as he holds the cookie closer,] is a cookie. I'm sure you all know that, but this particular one? It's a special cookie. And by ‘special,’ I mean there's pot in it. Pot, as in marijuana, which gets you high. If you don't know what that means, I pity you. If you wanna know what that means, I'll explain.
Anyway, [a sigh and he sets the treat aside, props an elbow onto his knee, chin resting on his palm.] I've got more than the pot, for what it's worth. Acid flowers and DMT mushrooms included drug-wise. Other plants have... varying effects? Like seeing in the dark, turning you blue all over, making you short as hell— whatever, you get the picture.
My point is, I've got these plants and some could be useful during a battle in the future or you could use them to have a good time. Either way, I'm just trying to, I dunno, share the wealth? So, hit me up whenever, wherever, however necessary and let's make a deal. Because come on, you didn't honestly think I'd give it up for free, did you? [the hand he's leaning on shifts, barely covers his mouth in time to stifle a giggle then repositions on his cheek.] Only thing I ask: don't tell my brother, he's a total narc.
[how unfortunate, this isn't filtered from the aforementioned brother...] Alright, this has gone on long enough. Thanks for listening, you're all a lovely bunch! [then he – pshew, pshew – fingerguns at the camera and ends the feed.]